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Gnoll that hugs Kobolds
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Otis Back at the Barnyard “Perhaps” no text.
December 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Ignoring the bizarre turn this story takes, I love scenarios like this, because I love to envision some grizzled wonk standing in the checkout line at a secondhand store, sweat flooding their brow, extending a quaking hand death-gripping a tenner as they choke on the anticipation of the bumpkin behind the counter glancing at the stone tchotchke and recognising it as one of four known artefacts from a civilisation that died three thousand years ago.
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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I maintain that the riad is the apex architectural feature.
A photo of a riad; a small courtyard with a small pool in the middle. Greenery cascades over the second-floor balconies overlooking the space.
October 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Tomska's Law Anything you say online can and will be seen by the person you've said it about.
October 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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THIS MF NEVER WON A WAR WITH SIT-UPS.
A mannequin looking out-of-frame while pointing to a second mannequin. The second mannequin’s body language and expression convey extreme anguish or shame.
September 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Kafka watching news of her own criminality is giving
Izutsumi thinking of Izutsumi
September 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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If I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet…
August 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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They yearn for the relics of old.
Greyscale photo of a woman speaking on an old-fashioned telephone, with one hand holding the microphone up to her grinning mouth, and the other supporting the adjoined speaker near her ear.
August 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
July 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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I think this is a problem of over
-saturation of broadsword-type swords. You can’t tell me your contempt goes equally for a good khopesh 👌👌
A khopesh: an Egyptian sword with a swooping blade reminiscent of a sickle.
May 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Meme of a child on his knees indoors, hands clutching his head and mouth agape with an expression of abject anguish.
May 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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The fakest mf there ever was
Kafka walking away with her arms cradling her head leisurely.
April 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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A low-quality digital illustration, with visible aliasing, of an emoji-style yellow ball with hands. Its eyes are big and wet, cast downward toward its cradling hands. Beside it is the caption “*gently holds*”.
April 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Book cover for “A Minecraft Movie: The Junior Novelization”. The graphic is a Minecraft Creeper’s face set in photorealistic grass.
March 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Why are they hitting the Jeb pose
Jeb Bush posed with eyes closed, mouth agape, face slightly upturned, and arms opened wide, as if he’s euphorically receiving some divine gift from the firmament. Behind him is a graphic forecasting the United States’ 2016 presidential election, specifically showing which candidate won each state’s electors. Between candidates Clinton, Trump, “Jeb”, and Undecided, Bush is depicted winning all 538 electors, washing the whole of the map in his corresponding yellow.
March 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Screen cap of Kylo Ren from Star Wars: The Last Jedi as he was screaming “More!”.
March 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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As if I even need to consider the alternatives.
A photograph of an ice cream trough in a parlour’s display case. The focus of the photo is a swirly, green flavour labelled as “WhatsApp”.
March 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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It’s never been more over
Shinji from Evangelion sitting on a folding chair, face cradled in hands, despondent
February 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Close-up photo of a cow facing directly at the camera.
February 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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If you open her head and look inside it’s one of these but without the emotional baggage.
Recreation of the cymbals-clapping wind-up monkey bomb made by Powder in the Arcane television series.
February 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Gif of a scene from Futurama of Leela remarking “he sure has a lot of blood for a skinny guy” about a freshly dead Fry.
February 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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AND PARDONER!
Screenshot from Spongebob Squarepants of a scene in which he shouts “…and live!” as an amendment to to his earlier daring of the universe to strike him down if he is wrong. He is standing with a wide stance, terrified expression, and arms extended, halting, as he knows he is a moment away from the suffering he invited himself.
January 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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A retro illustration of a man in a suit raising a halting hand to correct someone. Beside him is the text “yro’ue*”
January 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Name a video game where the hero is sent to prison.
Art of the video game Dishonored, depicting the protagonist, Corvo, crouched on a ledge outside a building, sword in hand, set against the night sky.
January 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM