Kirishima now has to deal with the fact that a) THE Bakugou Katsuki likes HIM, and b) Katsuki likes him BIG.

and, well, it wouldn't be very manly of him to subscribe to toxic diet culture and superficial body standards now would it?

especially if uh...especially if Katsuki likes how thick he is...

they are not married. they are not dating. Kirishima didn't even know Katsuki is gay. they have been roommates for 6 months by this point. yes this is how Katsuki both comes out and admits he has been secretly married to Kirishima in his head since high school.

Kat: wh—

Kiri: *bends over on the table and lifts his tail up* I want BUTT PATS! NOW

Katsuki: *flustered and blushing* AUGHGAHFHAGAFSHKSKHAAA! WTFSHITTYLIZARDYOUCANTJUSTDOTHATISTGS——

Katsuki: *looking at a map to see where they should go to next*

Kiri: *in smol dragon form, decides to sit on the map and put his butt up*

Kat: scale for brains, I’m fucking busy!!! *removes him off the map and sets him on the floor*

Kiri: *huffs and goes to human form, gets in front of Baku*

OH LOOK WHOS HERE

This is the announcement they made about me. Majorly unprofessional and that kind of thing is exactly what I’m going to outline in my call out post. Please stay with me until you’ve heard my side.

Please think critically about why they might be asking you to block me. They’re trying to cover their behavior before I can post it. Naming a contributor who has been removed from an event for saying they will make a psa about their treatment is a HUGE red flag.

Def a pop star