my rock puns are so gneiss @annbxrry.bsky.social pulls the car over

"merry chrysler" had its time but I think we as a society need to move on

Started training my algorithms early for whamageddon this year

There's no way they're actually called skeets right

i’m gonna call this twitter still so i can cope idc!

Shoutout to the customer at the aquarium shop this week who kept calling khuli loaches “coochie loaches”.

she blue on my sky till I delete my X