Provocative Cacophony
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The one thing you can count on with #football is the commercials make you question if the average football viewer is stupid enough to believe the bullshit they're peddling.
"This magic rock will save you in the coming apocalypse!"
And that's barely satire. Barely.
"This magic rock will save you in the coming apocalypse!"
And that's barely satire. Barely.
December 31, 2025 at 5:12 AM
The one thing you can count on with #football is the commercials make you question if the average football viewer is stupid enough to believe the bullshit they're peddling.
"This magic rock will save you in the coming apocalypse!"
And that's barely satire. Barely.
"This magic rock will save you in the coming apocalypse!"
And that's barely satire. Barely.
The difference between "do can a task" and "understands a task" is so vital, yet so few people actively think about it and every time I bring it up, folks get very defensive.
December 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The difference between "do can a task" and "understands a task" is so vital, yet so few people actively think about it and every time I bring it up, folks get very defensive.
IT'S BEEN A WILDFIRE
This #CelebrationBowl has been fire.
December 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
IT'S BEEN A WILDFIRE
This #CelebrationBowl has been fire.
December 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
This #CelebrationBowl has been fire.
Lady Grantham was the GOAT
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Lady Grantham was the GOAT
www.reddit.com/r/CFB/commen...
Another day, another thread where 95% of redditors fundamentally do not understand what they're talking about. #cfb #reddit #r/cfb
Another day, another thread where 95% of redditors fundamentally do not understand what they're talking about. #cfb #reddit #r/cfb
From the CFB community on Reddit: [Sampson] Pete Bevacqua said the ACC did “permanent damage” to its relationship with Notre Dame, speaking on the Dan Patrick Show
Posted by Notre_Dame_Football - 1,155 votes and 2,168 comments
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December 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
www.reddit.com/r/CFB/commen...
Another day, another thread where 95% of redditors fundamentally do not understand what they're talking about. #cfb #reddit #r/cfb
Another day, another thread where 95% of redditors fundamentally do not understand what they're talking about. #cfb #reddit #r/cfb
I think the #CFB Bowl Season needs to make a sudden pivot to the spring. The current problem is players are opting out to transfer or go pro.
If the games are played after the end of the NFL season, before summer camps, then teams will be much more willing to play a glorified scrimmage.
If the games are played after the end of the NFL season, before summer camps, then teams will be much more willing to play a glorified scrimmage.
December 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I think the #CFB Bowl Season needs to make a sudden pivot to the spring. The current problem is players are opting out to transfer or go pro.
If the games are played after the end of the NFL season, before summer camps, then teams will be much more willing to play a glorified scrimmage.
If the games are played after the end of the NFL season, before summer camps, then teams will be much more willing to play a glorified scrimmage.
History doesn't repeat (how professional wrestling became scripted), but it sure does rhyme (college football's obsession with ratings/viewers).
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
History doesn't repeat (how professional wrestling became scripted), but it sure does rhyme (college football's obsession with ratings/viewers).
Waiting for Kirk Herbstreit to post a video with his dog about how Alabama totally deserved to make the playoffs. #CFP #CFB #collegefootball
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Waiting for Kirk Herbstreit to post a video with his dog about how Alabama totally deserved to make the playoffs. #CFP #CFB #collegefootball
Here's the #CFP Bracket
#1 Indiana
#2 Georgia
#3 Ohio State
#4 Texas Tech
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#5 Oregon vs #12 James Madison
#6 Ole Miss vs #11 Tulane
#7 Oklahoma vs #10 Notre Dame
#8 Texas A&M vs #9 Miami
Georgia the #2 Seed for "avenging their sole loss". Miami jumps ND now that BYU/Bama are out.
#1 Indiana
#2 Georgia
#3 Ohio State
#4 Texas Tech
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#5 Oregon vs #12 James Madison
#6 Ole Miss vs #11 Tulane
#7 Oklahoma vs #10 Notre Dame
#8 Texas A&M vs #9 Miami
Georgia the #2 Seed for "avenging their sole loss". Miami jumps ND now that BYU/Bama are out.
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Here's the #CFP Bracket
#1 Indiana
#2 Georgia
#3 Ohio State
#4 Texas Tech
------------
#5 Oregon vs #12 James Madison
#6 Ole Miss vs #11 Tulane
#7 Oklahoma vs #10 Notre Dame
#8 Texas A&M vs #9 Miami
Georgia the #2 Seed for "avenging their sole loss". Miami jumps ND now that BYU/Bama are out.
#1 Indiana
#2 Georgia
#3 Ohio State
#4 Texas Tech
------------
#5 Oregon vs #12 James Madison
#6 Ole Miss vs #11 Tulane
#7 Oklahoma vs #10 Notre Dame
#8 Texas A&M vs #9 Miami
Georgia the #2 Seed for "avenging their sole loss". Miami jumps ND now that BYU/Bama are out.
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Every company should go back to their 90s ads just for the nostalgia.
You telling me the Budweiser Frogs wouldn't push a bunch of cans because it reminds people of their deceased pee-paw?
You telling me the Budweiser Frogs wouldn't push a bunch of cans because it reminds people of their deceased pee-paw?
November 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Every company should go back to their 90s ads just for the nostalgia.
You telling me the Budweiser Frogs wouldn't push a bunch of cans because it reminds people of their deceased pee-paw?
You telling me the Budweiser Frogs wouldn't push a bunch of cans because it reminds people of their deceased pee-paw?
Am I my biggest hater or am I just the only one who's taken the time to get to know me? #psychology #nonsensicalthoughts
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Am I my biggest hater or am I just the only one who's taken the time to get to know me? #psychology #nonsensicalthoughts
John Cena is a natural voice over since you can't see him anyway.
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
John Cena is a natural voice over since you can't see him anyway.
Refs just stole a turnover from Michigan. That was objectively a touchback. It's shit like this that makes people think the games are rigged. #OhioState #Michigan #cfb #thegame
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Refs just stole a turnover from Michigan. That was objectively a touchback. It's shit like this that makes people think the games are rigged. #OhioState #Michigan #cfb #thegame
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Bengals once again showing that their offensive playcalling is terrible when Burrow is playing. They would have at least 13 points by now if they ran the same concepts and gameplan they did with Flacco.
Someone in that coaching staff be an adult and tell Burrow to get his ass under the center's ass
Someone in that coaching staff be an adult and tell Burrow to get his ass under the center's ass
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Bengals once again showing that their offensive playcalling is terrible when Burrow is playing. They would have at least 13 points by now if they ran the same concepts and gameplan they did with Flacco.
Someone in that coaching staff be an adult and tell Burrow to get his ass under the center's ass
Someone in that coaching staff be an adult and tell Burrow to get his ass under the center's ass
My cat wears a Chihuahua XL. I think the whole world needs to know that.
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My cat wears a Chihuahua XL. I think the whole world needs to know that.
To whom it may concern:
I am working on a single player digital collectible card game.
That is all.
I am working on a single player digital collectible card game.
That is all.
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
To whom it may concern:
I am working on a single player digital collectible card game.
That is all.
I am working on a single player digital collectible card game.
That is all.
I'm such a Timmy in card game design.
Someone posted a big green creature just asking for random advice and my immediate reaction to seeing the art of a 80ft+ tall mammoth was
Someone posted a big green creature just asking for random advice and my immediate reaction to seeing the art of a 80ft+ tall mammoth was
a close up of a cat with the words heavy breathing intensifies on the bottom
ALT: a close up of a cat with the words heavy breathing intensifies on the bottom
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November 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I'm such a Timmy in card game design.
Someone posted a big green creature just asking for random advice and my immediate reaction to seeing the art of a 80ft+ tall mammoth was
Someone posted a big green creature just asking for random advice and my immediate reaction to seeing the art of a 80ft+ tall mammoth was
Pokemon should add a lot of depth to the breeding mechanics in Pokemon, then add a feature where breeders can offload eggs into a server and folks can just pick them up.
Let the player see what the pokemon would hatch as, so you'd see a shiny if you would hatch it as one. I wanna be a PokeBreeder!
Let the player see what the pokemon would hatch as, so you'd see a shiny if you would hatch it as one. I wanna be a PokeBreeder!
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Pokemon should add a lot of depth to the breeding mechanics in Pokemon, then add a feature where breeders can offload eggs into a server and folks can just pick them up.
Let the player see what the pokemon would hatch as, so you'd see a shiny if you would hatch it as one. I wanna be a PokeBreeder!
Let the player see what the pokemon would hatch as, so you'd see a shiny if you would hatch it as one. I wanna be a PokeBreeder!
If I dye two white spots on the back on my cat's head that look like eyes, do y'all think that'll reduce the frequency of attacks by her step-brother?
Like tigers have, but for house cats.
Like tigers have, but for house cats.
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If I dye two white spots on the back on my cat's head that look like eyes, do y'all think that'll reduce the frequency of attacks by her step-brother?
Like tigers have, but for house cats.
Like tigers have, but for house cats.
I need to figure out how to pitch my single player card game idea to a real developer with skills and money so I can see a game come to life in my general vision while I lack the artistic ability to truly give it life.
My scope is grand, but my limit is two hands.
My scope is grand, but my limit is two hands.
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I need to figure out how to pitch my single player card game idea to a real developer with skills and money so I can see a game come to life in my general vision while I lack the artistic ability to truly give it life.
My scope is grand, but my limit is two hands.
My scope is grand, but my limit is two hands.
Having worked in at least a half dozen companies in the Fortune Top 10, I've come to this conclusion:
Most corporations are glorified money laundering schemes.
Either that or the people who run these companies are incredibly, incurably stupid.
Most corporations are glorified money laundering schemes.
Either that or the people who run these companies are incredibly, incurably stupid.
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Having worked in at least a half dozen companies in the Fortune Top 10, I've come to this conclusion:
Most corporations are glorified money laundering schemes.
Either that or the people who run these companies are incredibly, incurably stupid.
Most corporations are glorified money laundering schemes.
Either that or the people who run these companies are incredibly, incurably stupid.