Austin Broderick
gnarlsoakley.bsky.social
Austin Broderick
@gnarlsoakley.bsky.social
This guy’s a real “Hollyhand” if ya know what I mean
December 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Oh my god, shut up. This is the least-helpful response possible
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Why do people continue to frame thing like this

“There go the Dems again, taking their sweet-ass time to clean up the cafeteria after Republicans started a food fight”
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
In the same way that an ice cream sundae features a cherry on top
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
So many people equate “thinking critically” with “being critical” of everything
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It matters a ton who the candidate is

Janet Mills is an actual, experienced politician who has served Maine over several decades & won statewide

Mills is a boring-but-reliable sedan as a game show prize, and that will prove to be MORE VALUABLE IN THE LONG RUN than whatever is in the ✨Mystery Box✨
October 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The only outcome that matters after the election is the Senate seat shifting over to the (D) column

Maine Dems shouldn’t try & get flashy or cute. Just go w/ the proven candidate (Mills) & it’s an easy flip

I was all aboard the Platner Train a few weeks ago too, but he’s clearly smoke & mirrors
October 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Is Platner being torn down, or can his perfectly crafted veneer just not withstand the most basic level of scrutiny?

Again - who gives a shit about Janet Mills’ age as long as she wins. It’s a SENATE seat in MAINE

Could you imagine GOP being like, “We need somebody Kewl 🤙😎🤙for Joe Manchin’s seat”
October 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
You take the elderly centrist who is exactly who she says she is (the sitting Governor for fuck’s sake) over the total con artist any day

How is this difficult to understand

It’s Maine. You just need a (D) next to the seat, there is no reason to fuck this up
October 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
That being said, if I were a Mainer, I’d vote for the eventual winner of the primary without fear or favor, and I hope any Mills/Platner supporter would do the same
October 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If he were a mayor, or town council member etc. & there was a clear progression of a true grassroots political career, that would be one thing. But from Blackrock to…U.S. Senator? 😬

It’s a campaign based on vibes and flashy videos. And I’m saying this as exactly the target audience for those videos
October 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’ve given this a lot of thought, and while Platner seems badass & cool, doing things the right way matters

Platner is trying to shortcut Mills’ decade’s worth of experience by going viral. He’s a flash in the pan, flavor of the week. Mills is a sitting GOVERNOR who has won at every level
October 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This is good framing
October 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It would make sense if ALL 3 of the Tennessee Three were making the same play, because 3 is at least a larger number than 1.

But still, why not leave Steve Cohen alone and challenge incumbent Republicans - so that number may be be as high as FOUR
October 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I’m close to Pearson in age, and probably more aligned w/ him ideologically. But it’s about having MORE seats than the other guys. This move doesn’t represent a Net Gain of seats. If he wins, Pearson would have defeated an otherwise-valuable ally and would be alone in the wilderness.
October 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM