If I send you this, it means I’m ready to hide a body

You’re entitled to your opinions, but your opinions aren’t entitled to not being criticized for being bad ones. Hope this helps ✨

Drake rn

I just really wish bad things would start happening to bad people that’s all

Also the only dance scene in a movie that rivals THE dance scene in Dirty Dancing is Sixteen Going on Seventeen

Why does it never get talked about that in the sound of music, the captain and his late wife fuuuuuuuuucked

Reminder that love is radical, joy is radical. So love on your people, find joy with your people. Don’t let things outside of your control prevent you from loving and being in joy with what’s right in front of you. We all will need it to sustain ourselves for resisting the next 4 years and beyond.

I just know a powder day and this would fix me

There’s two wolves inside me.

The wolves:

I’m disappointed in the internet not delivering moo deng x I want a hippopotamus for Christmas crossover content. It was right there

Making men block me is a kink❣️

USAA using gronk in their commercials almost makes me want to ditch my USAA insurance

All the meta apps are malfunctioning so naturally they’re about to roll out something that phenomenally annoys me!

Thinking about the guy in Trader Joe’s today, thanksgiving eve, who asked an employee if they had turkeys still.

What is the most skippable Harry Potter movie and why is it chamber of secrets

A kiss on your dog’s snoot is actually called a snootch and no I will not explain

All I want for Christmas is a job that pays my bills and doesn’t talk to me when I’m not working.

November has me so burnt out that I caved and watched my first Christmas movie yesterday

Unfortunately unavailable for the rest of the day