do you get to leave the room once you're president?

sagely reminding the kids in the dugout that every time the batter at the plate swings, you should be swinging your bat too, because we're all for one and one for all

evergreen

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it's all about finding that balance (greed, depth)

big mistake to invent a game that's so physically harmful that players are incapable of playing a statistically significant number of games

i like how this implies that, for a glorious moment, biden was neither dead nor alive but a secret third thing (poop)

not le trash cheaux

neither and both. it's the same feeling humans have when they're raptured

i've been trying to think of easter eggs to write on the blackboard that's visible behind me in zoom meetings, and hbar*omega = mc^2 is absolutely perfect

not again...

they should stay there and wait to fight the hero, like a video game boss

in the good old days, flocks of DooDoo Ducks would darken the skies...

[brainwashing ASMR voice] that's right. let everything flow out of the tank. let the tank become totally empty. i flush, and the sharks flow down, down. they're circling around the bowl now...and...what's this they find? ...

this is how you build credit