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Good Morning Evildoers
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A twice-monthly comedy-horror podcast and the birth of terrible empire that will sweep the globe as a colossus of monstrosity. Thank you for sharing your attention and delicious fluids with us. https://goodmorningevildoers.carrd.co
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And now for something completely different.

Ladies and gentlethings, we have received our first ready-for-air submission, and I am ecstatic to bring this to you in Season Three.

There are raccoons. In haute couture. They have a business card.
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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For your listening pleasure, friends...

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#goodmorningevildoers #xtty #thenewsbehindthenoise
A lonely radio tower on a hilltop dotted with scrub oak and pine is silhouetted against a purpling sky just past sunset. It is overlaid with a static pattern, the image all in hues of blue and indigo. In the upper left corner, a circle contains the logo for XTTY, an illustration of a vintage mic flanked with electrical sparks and the words, “XTTY: The News Behind the Noise.” At the bottom is the url https://xtty.carrd.co/ and the phone number 970-591-2401.
November 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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On the longest night of the year, Good Morning Evildoers will return.

Look for the final episode of Season Two on the Winter Solstice, Dec. 21.

Season Three will begin on February, Friday the 13th.

𝕯𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖘𝖆𝖞 𝖜𝖊 𝖉𝖎𝖉𝖓'𝖙 𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖓 𝖞𝖔𝖚.

#goodmorningevildoers #podcast #audiodrama#13daysofhalloween
October 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Twelve…and soon, 1̴̛̝͓̭͈̘̮͉̩̯̣̖̣̗͕͛̿͛̊̄̏͘͜͝3̵̢̛̛͇̮̰̲͍̦̯͒͒̀̈́̈́̀̈̒̇̇͋̆̑͜͝͝

#goodmorningevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween
A splash of blood on a gray background is overlaid with smiling little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. Copy in a small yellow circle reads, “On the twelfth day of Halloween, HR gave to me…” which carries on in a larger yellow circle, reading “...twelve witches wailing.” An image of a witch conjures a glowing orb with a bloody spot within.
October 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Eleven.

#goodmorningevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween
A gray background with a dramatic splash of blood is overlaid with a step-and-repeat pattern of smiling little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. In a smaller yellow circle, the copy reads, “On the eleventh day of Halloween, HR gave to me…” The line continues in a larger yellow circle, where the copy reads, “eleven zombies Slacking.” The accompanying illustration is a zombie at a standing desk using a laptop. (Though to be honest, this particular zombie, Eugene, doesn’t really have the best work ethic.)
October 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Ten.

#goodmorningevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween
A splash of blood on a gray background is overlaid with smiling little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. Copy in a small yellow circle reads, “On the tenth day of Halloween, HR gave to me…” which carries on in a larger yellow circle, reading “...ten demons dancing.” An image of a demon with one bloody eye smiles beneath a disco ball.
October 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Nine.

#goodmorningevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween
A splash of blood on a gray background is overlaid with smiling little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. Copy in a small yellow circle reads, “On the ninth day of Halloween, HR gave to me…” which carries on in a larger yellow circle, reading “...nine ghouls commuting.” An image of a drippy ghoulish creature crawling through muck also features a stylish spot of blood. Really pulls the whole thing together.
October 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Eight.

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A gray background. A splash of blood. Smiling little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. Copy in a small yellow circle reads, “On the eighth day of Halloween, HR gave to me…” which carries on in a larger yellow circle, reading “...eight mummies muttering.” An illustration of a mummy in a shroud lurches toward the viewer, staring with one red, bloody eye.
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Seven.

#goodmorningevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween
A gray background. A splash of blood. Beguiling little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. Copy in a small yellow circle reads, “On the seventh day of Halloween, HR gave to me…” which carries on in a larger yellow circle, reading “...seven cauldrons bubbling.” An illustration of a bubbling cauldron with a spot of blood within the flames. Delightful.
October 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Six.

#goodmorningevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween
A gray background. A splash of blood. Beguiling little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. Copy in a small yellow circle reads, “On the sixth day of Halloween, HR gave to me…” which carries on in a larger yellow circle, reading “...six bats a-flapping” An illustration of a bat with a fearsomely bloody mouth indicates maybe someone needs to go to the dentist.
October 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Five.

#goodmornngevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween
A gray background. A splash of blood. All charmingly overlaid with tiny smiling skulls in blue, yellow, and black. Copy in a small yellow circle reads, “On the fifth day of Halloween, HR gave to me…” which carries on in a larger yellow circle, reading “...five eldritch rings!” The accompanying image is a sweet little cartoon of a skull ring, although one bony socket appears to contain a bit of extraneous blood.
October 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Four.

#goodmornngevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween
On a gray background, a pretty splash of blood is overlaid with tiny smiling skulls in blue, yellow, and black. Copy in a small yellow circle reads, “On the fourth day of Halloween, HR gave to me…” which carries on in a larger yellow circle, reading “...four blood red staplers.” The accompanying image is the obligatory red Swingline stapler, but it looks like it might have drawn a drop of blood. Oopsie!
October 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Three.

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On a gray background, a cheerful splash of blood is overlaid with smiling little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. Copy in a small yellow circle reads, “On the third day of Halloween, HR gave to me…” which carries on in a larger yellow circle, reading “...three screaming interns.” The accompanying image is a strange, wizened mask with a drop of blood beneath.
October 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Two.

#goodmornngevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween
On a gray background, a lovely splash of blood is overlaid with cheerful little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. The copy reads, “On the second day of Halloween, HR gave to me…two cursed memos.” The accompanying image is an ancient scroll that someone has carelessly spotted with something red and viscous.
October 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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One.

Because counting up is never sinister. Right?

#goodmornngevildoers #podcast #audiodrama #13daysofhalloween
On a gray background a charming splash of blood is overlaid with cheerful little skulls in blue, yellow, and black. The copy reads, “On the first day of Halloween, HR gave to me…a bird of ill omen in a tree.” The accompanying image is a manky, part-skeletal crow with a bloody red eye.
October 19, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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The podcast will be going on hiatus. My mother, who inspired so much of Winifred from HR, is nearing the end of her life. She has always encouraged creativity, humor, and mischief, and those gifts will live on in the show. Thank you for your patience while I step away. We’ll be back when it’s time.
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September 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Why should you listen to Good Morning Evildoers? You shouldn't. Don't let the reviews fool you. A drunk after a con told us it sounded like, "A stupid gay ripoff of Welcome to Night Vale with some old bitch."

His name? Don't bother. He doesn't remember it now anyway.

All he remembers is pain.
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September 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Nothing like a nice dinner out on a long weekend. #HappyLaborDay #GoodMorningEvildoers #alittlecannibalismasatreat
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September 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Hello, delicious “mutuals” and “cyberpals.” We hope you enjoy the new episode of Good Morning Evildoers, intriguingly titled Ashes to Asphalt & Records Too. Do you have a favorite Akashic Record? Please share in the “comments” — we are told that most humans enjoy sharing their opinions in this way.
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August 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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A new digital publication awaits your beautiful corneas, vitreous fluid, and optic nerves! Pay what you want to track those all important KPIs (Known Portents of Inevitability).

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August 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Greetings, delicious humans, and please enjoy Season 2, Episode 4 of Good Morning Evildoers. And remember: we don’t want off flavors imparted to the ice cream, so store your lunches and spare body parts in the correct break room freezers. #goodmorningevildoers #horrorpodcast #horrorsky
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August 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Who are they to say how many teeth belong in a smile? Or where they should come from?
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August 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Welcome to Season 2, Episode 3 of Good Morning Evildoers, now the No. 1 Podcast Produced in a Volcano Lair 2025 by Villainy & Verve Magazine! (What means the most about this award? Probably the fact that it isn’t pay-to-play. You’re either nominated by your evil peers or you aren’t. Such an honor.)
A dark gray border frames a lighter gray field scattered with cheerful little skulls in black, yellow, and blue. Inside, a blue circle features the Good Morning Evildoers logo, along with the text, “Season Two: Only This & Nothing More.” A microphone on a stand ornaments each side of the image, and a (frankly alarming) splash of blood in the lower right corner seems larger than last episode’s.
August 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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July 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM