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@gmcale.bsky.social
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If you’re alright by Jaheira, you’re alright by me. ❤️
Quartermaster Tali from Baldur’s Gate 3.
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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1 year on Bluesky as of today. May as well do a re-introduction. 🙂

I’m Cale and I’m into:
Video games 🎮
Films 🎥
TTRPGs and Board games ♟️ 🎲
Music 🎧
Writing ✍️
Books 📚
Cats 🐈‍⬛
Being gay 🏳️‍🌈

Snapchat: snapchat.com/t/D5lLz6Ml 👻

Thanks for being here, let’s be friends.
#promosky
A selfie of me, a man with brown hair and a mustache wearing a brown and black tie die hoodie that says “you can certainly try” in the right side of the chest.
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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POV you’re Halle Berry and are about to get cat powers.
A photo of two cats staring down at the camera. There’s a black at sitting on a counter, closest to the camera. The second cat is black and white and is sitting on a tall shelf with towels.
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Good morning ☕️

Back to work after taking some time off, mentally prepared to spend most of my day catching up on emails.

I hope you’re doing well!
Selfie of me, a man with short brown hair and a mustache wearing a blue sweater in an office
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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It’s getting pretty late.

Goodnight.
The Pokemon Bulbasaue with realistic human eyes. It looks cursed and tired.
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Thinking a lot about this 1998 Game of Life PC game that we had on our family Compaq today. I’d really love to play it again soon.
Cover of the 1998 CD ROM Game of Life video game. A large headed man with brown hair gives a thumbs up toward the camera while smiling, sitting next to a large headed woman with blond hair who looks at the man smiling. They’re in a red car driving in a board game path. The background is full of odd props, line a red robot, a gumball machine, and a pencil with glasses.
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Sanji is so good at what he does.
November 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Lovely morning for a stroll. 🍂
A walking path next to a train track. Trees with autumn leaves are on either side.
November 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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I hope you have a good day.

Probably new profile photo, btw.
A photo of me. A man with short brown hair and a mustache wearing a brown jacket over a black polo shirt.
November 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Completely skirc’d up right now. Look at all these hotties, I mean seriously.
My skircle.
November 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Ralph says “‘sup?”
A close up photo of a black and white cat lying in a cat tree looking sideways toward the camera
November 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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It’s good and, honestly, not at all different from life before marriage. We had been living together long enough beforehand that the only thing that really changed was that we wear rings now.
“How’s married life going?”
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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If you had asked me a few years ago, I’d say something in entertainment. I had this silly dream of going to Second City in Chicago and, eventually, making it on SNL. Obviously, that didn’t pan out.

These days, doing something creative like writing or something would suit me fine.
“Dream job?”
October 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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My answer is as it would be any night: sushi. I could eat sushi every day, and I would if it wasn’t so expensive.

Alas, we’re trying to save some money and I don’t feel like cooking today, so frozen pizza it is.
“If you could have anything for dinner tonight, what would it be?”
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Filling this roster based solely on Pokemon I like, not taking mechanics or typing into consideration, my All Star line up is as follows:

Blastoise (my favorite)
Slowpoke (runner up favorite)
Zigzagoon (cuz he’s cute)
Snorlax (relatable)
Nidoking and Nidoqueen (because I refuse to choose)
“Who’s on your ideal Pokémon team? No legendaries or mythical allowed.”
October 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Depends.

How big is the appendage? Is it a normal, usable size? Or is it like a small, weird growth? Does it have complete motor function that the limb should actually have or does it just dangle there? Is it in a normal spot in the body (arm on upper half, leg on lower half)?
“Would you rather have an extra arm or an extra leg?”
October 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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First of all, thank you for the compliment.

Second of all, I’m always down for some consensual smooching.
“You’re pretty, wanna make out?”
October 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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I watch so SO many bad movies, so it’s difficult to remember which one was most recent.

I think a standout would be Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin. It wasn’t even bad in a fun way, which is always sad. Granted, I watched this a month or so ago, but it was the first to come to mind.
“Last terrible movie you watched?” Movie poster for Paranormal Activity Next of Kin. An overhead shot of a church in the middle of snowy woods with a trail of blood leading up to it. The trees in the forest are arranged in a way that make them look like a demonic face.
October 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Midday check in. How are ya’ll doing?

I went to the gym and it’s #tummytuesday or something, so…
A mirror selfie of me, a man with short brown hair and a mustache wearing a gray cap and black and brown tie dye hoody in a gym locker room. I have the front of my hoodie pulled up to show my stomach.
October 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Good morning from the doctor’s office. ☕️
A selfie of me, a man wish short brown hair and a mustache with stubble wearing a gray cap and a black and brown tie dye hoodie. The words “you can” are on the left shoulder of the hoodie.
October 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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haters will say it’s fake
A screenshot of a Bluesky notification. It says “Britney Spears followed you • 4h”
October 28, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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A couple more screenshots for your viewing pleasure.

The colors. The lighting. I’m obsessed, mama.
Screenshot from the video game Ghost of Yotei. A woman with a bow on her back sits on a horse on a rocky cliff overlooking some trees with orange leaves. In the distance, a rocky island is silhouetted by the rising sun. A screenshot from the video game Ghost of Yotei. A woman wearing green armor and a mask with a bow on her back overlooks a hill with bright orange leafed trees all over it. The sky is dark, and a pillar of smoke can be seen rising in the distance.
October 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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I present to you a low-effort Halloween gay.

Goodnight. 🎃
A selfie of me, a man with short brown hair and a mustache wearing an orange and black flannel over a black t shirt with a skeleton rib cage.
October 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Oh my, someone’s feeling c*nty today.
A black and white photo of a black cat lying on a gray couch in front of a stack of pillows. He has one paw outstretched and the other draped over it, looking at the camera with eyes half open.
October 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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In case anyone was wondering, this game is still gorgeous and I’m still loving it.

#ghostofyotei #playstation #ps5
A screenshot from the video game Ghost of Yotei. A woman on a gray horse overlooks a landscape covered in red trees with stone ridges and smoke rising up in the distance.
October 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM