Violet Cowdin
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Writer @ The Hard Times
Production @ Last Week Tonight W/John Oliver
Boss @ Being Chill 😎
Production @ Last Week Tonight W/John Oliver
Boss @ Being Chill 😎
You ever smell something and then suddenly you’re 5 years old eating a hot dog at preschool?
March 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
You ever smell something and then suddenly you’re 5 years old eating a hot dog at preschool?
Reposted by Violet Cowdin
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
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January 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
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You’re telling me a mole skinned this journal?
January 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
You’re telling me a mole skinned this journal?
I give Nosferatu 5 stars because I love to see a man die for cooter
January 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I give Nosferatu 5 stars because I love to see a man die for cooter
This is my dog btw
December 28, 2024 at 6:23 PM
This is my dog btw
I want to put a sweater on so big that it engulfs me to the point that I revert back to a childlike sense of wonder and ease while wearing it
December 28, 2024 at 6:21 PM
I want to put a sweater on so big that it engulfs me to the point that I revert back to a childlike sense of wonder and ease while wearing it
Dry January? In this economy?
December 20, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Dry January? In this economy?
We saw you from a c r o s s
the pond luv 😘
the pond luv 😘
December 19, 2024 at 7:00 PM
We saw you from a c r o s s
the pond luv 😘
the pond luv 😘
Say what you want about me, but I go to the library almost every single week
December 19, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Say what you want about me, but I go to the library almost every single week
Most toasted metro card I’ve seen in a while
December 18, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Most toasted metro card I’ve seen in a while
“one size fits most” feels like the bitchy little sister of “one size fits all”
December 18, 2024 at 10:28 PM
“one size fits most” feels like the bitchy little sister of “one size fits all”
What are we doing for national crossword day? Dec 21? Litty or what?
December 17, 2024 at 6:28 PM
What are we doing for national crossword day? Dec 21? Litty or what?
When I said that dog in a carhaart vest could “get it” I did mean it sexually and no I will not apologize
December 17, 2024 at 6:27 PM
When I said that dog in a carhaart vest could “get it” I did mean it sexually and no I will not apologize
The iPhone “memories” feature is really pushing its luck this holiday season
December 16, 2024 at 8:32 PM
The iPhone “memories” feature is really pushing its luck this holiday season
When my friend shows me something on their phone and I try to scroll but it’s a screenshot……..horrifying, disturbing, mortifying, need to disappear forever, etc
December 16, 2024 at 8:30 PM
When my friend shows me something on their phone and I try to scroll but it’s a screenshot……..horrifying, disturbing, mortifying, need to disappear forever, etc
I just found my senators tik tok, and - WOW! I actually wish I hadn’t been born
December 16, 2024 at 4:03 AM
I just found my senators tik tok, and - WOW! I actually wish I hadn’t been born
We’re all just husks of ourselves at this point, right? Just want to confirm
December 16, 2024 at 3:58 AM
We’re all just husks of ourselves at this point, right? Just want to confirm
Who invented the water fountain? How tall were they? I have just a few questions and comments if anyone can connect me
December 14, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Who invented the water fountain? How tall were they? I have just a few questions and comments if anyone can connect me
Nyc realtors would call the vibes in my hall “murder mystery chic”
December 14, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Nyc realtors would call the vibes in my hall “murder mystery chic”
I think it’s cool we don’t have drafts on here. It creates a whole new form of pressure for me to base my self worth on!
December 11, 2024 at 5:07 AM
I think it’s cool we don’t have drafts on here. It creates a whole new form of pressure for me to base my self worth on!
The problem with dog parks? Dog people. I don’t need to hear about your dog’s anal glands. I just want to hang out. Maybe smoke a cig. Be chill.
December 9, 2024 at 1:04 AM
The problem with dog parks? Dog people. I don’t need to hear about your dog’s anal glands. I just want to hang out. Maybe smoke a cig. Be chill.
This guy is so right
December 7, 2024 at 6:05 PM
This guy is so right
Rudolph is a twink!
November 28, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Rudolph is a twink!