Context - Ricky on the left has just realised he's split his pants on live tv

Wow, yea, very similar to old Yorkshire sheep counting, (my misspellings/misrememberings):
Yan tan tetha metha pip,
Azar, sazar, Yakka, cotta, dik
Yannadik, channadik, tetheradik, metheradik, bumfit.
Yanabum, tanabum, tetherabum, metherabum, jiggit

I didn't know what a po was for a loooooong time after, despite the obvious context

When it's done, wipe its bum
With a piece of chewing gum

Jesus, it's been over 40 years 😄

Years ago I saw two German lesbians in a Czech hotel with a cat on a lead 😄

I saw a guy with a lizard on his shoulder walking through Bromley cross a while ago. And a guy with a ferret in a satchel in the boozer 😁

I blame those fucking 40s weekends

Unnecessary text from 'who' onwards

Small, white, vicious little shits. The type of dog can vary

I think a pint, in memoriam...

You only want what's best for him

None of it's a patch on sounds of silence