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“I’m down a Grandma” is the most casual way to request bereavement leave.
April 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Got the funniest April Fools prank from my bank today 😭
April 1, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Jesus Christ it’s Jason Born

apnews.com/article/unit...
Police believe the gunman who killed UnitedHealthcare's CEO left NYC on a bus after the shooting
Possible leads have emerged about the gunman's travel before the shooting of Brian Thompson and a message scrawled on ammunition.
apnews.com
December 6, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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Posting on here is like shouting out into the void, except that it doesn’t talk back
December 5, 2024 at 3:30 PM
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Can we add a dislike button? I feel like I would use that more
December 5, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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I love being an ominous. It’s like gossip girls
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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I had over 1 billion followers on X so please don’t be shy
December 4, 2024 at 11:25 PM
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This is where all the very smart people are right? In that case I definitely belong to
December 4, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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www.cnn.com/2024/12/04/u...

Hope this becomes a trend
Gunman at large after UnitedHealthcare CEO fatally shot in ‘brazen targeted attack,’ police say | CNN
The CEO of UnitedHealthcare was shot and killed in midtown Manhattan on Wednesday morning, a law enforcement official tells CNN.
www.cnn.com
December 4, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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I am come
November 30, 2024 at 5:48 AM