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Glunkis
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I'm Glunkis on the internet, and real, and 20 something and afraid of the computer, and sometimes other things too
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some incredible stuff on the Web these days... check it out sometime
a web search image result: a shiny metal ball on the ground. The caption given is "Scientists Have Found A Mysterious..." another web image result: a blurry photograph taken at night showing a white orb and not much else. The caption is "What Are Orbs, Really? - Sixth S..." another image result: a photograph of a bowl of oatmeal. The caption is "We Tried Big Brother Slop..."
March 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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the Excellence (the Decadence) of Mario's Milk; You Already Know: It's Smoother than Silk
a half-gallon jug of milk with a red cap. the "best if used by" date is listed as "mar 10" as in the tenth of march, but the way it is printed is easily misread as "mario"
February 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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This is my apology meal for the Grecian Slopper, I call it my "I'm Sorry For Grecian Slopping" Scrambled Eggs because I put effort into it this time. One of these days I'm going to cook actual Greek food.
Eggs scrambled with feta cheese and a splash of olive brine, large slices of smoked chicken sausage are mixed into the eggs, and a few whole Kalamata olives are present on the side of the plate with a few larger bits of feta. Everything is drizzled with a bit of extra virgin olive oil. In the top right of the picture, one of my Marimo moss balls (named Kyle) is visible, a fluffy bit of green floating in a small jar.
February 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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I'm calling it the Grecian Slopper
A picture of a plate resting on a blanket, containing what I have dubbed "The Grecian Slopper." there are two slices of darkly colored bread each smothered with a mixture of hummus, tzatziki, and Kalamata olives. The mixture appears to have an offputting consistency and color, and there is a bite taken out of one of the slices. It tasted better than it looks I promise.
January 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I was out of milk and didn't have any pepsi on hand. It was mostly tasteless besides being sickenningly sweet. I was left with a powerful and persistant aftertaste of butter.
a carton of half-and-half and an open can of diet coke stand behind a glass of off-white liquid, presumably a mixture of the two other liquids
October 17, 2024 at 8:07 PM
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October 17, 2024 at 7:48 PM