Chloe
@glowysweetfab.bsky.social
♌ Vegan, Typo queen 👸🏿, Chicagoan 🏙 Consistency is Key 🗝 💙
June 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
If you see those ads for Miracle Made bedding on Instagram...do not buy them. They fall apart after two washes. The duvet can't handle the dryer and came out damaged. I threw the sheets away and gave the duvet to my cats. The towels from MM are fine, though.
April 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If you see those ads for Miracle Made bedding on Instagram...do not buy them. They fall apart after two washes. The duvet can't handle the dryer and came out damaged. I threw the sheets away and gave the duvet to my cats. The towels from MM are fine, though.
OMG just made this creamy tofu mushroom puff pastry tart thing. It's freaking delicious 😋 I can't believe I made this. The tofu has cream cheese vibe, it's literally a cream cheese recipe. It's crazy tasty. #vegan
March 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
OMG just made this creamy tofu mushroom puff pastry tart thing. It's freaking delicious 😋 I can't believe I made this. The tofu has cream cheese vibe, it's literally a cream cheese recipe. It's crazy tasty. #vegan
Just brought a 200 dollar cat gate, which wasn't really in my budget for this month because, for some reason, these assholes think they need to play on my stove.
March 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Just brought a 200 dollar cat gate, which wasn't really in my budget for this month because, for some reason, these assholes think they need to play on my stove.
Is this not the most transphobic BS you have ever read in your life? "I'm opening a biological women only gym because I was assaulted at the gym once." I assume she was assaulted by a man, so I don't understand what that has to do with excluding transwomen.
March 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Is this not the most transphobic BS you have ever read in your life? "I'm opening a biological women only gym because I was assaulted at the gym once." I assume she was assaulted by a man, so I don't understand what that has to do with excluding transwomen.
March 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I was watching the Matrix. I have always loved these films and the street names in the Matrix were sounding very Chicago and so I looked it up. 🥲
February 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I was watching the Matrix. I have always loved these films and the street names in the Matrix were sounding very Chicago and so I looked it up. 🥲
#Companion first film of 2025 and it's 10/10 for me.
February 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
#Companion first film of 2025 and it's 10/10 for me.
Honey Hearted made these The Substance bag clip and Monstro Elisasue earring. I'm obsessed 😍
January 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Honey Hearted made these The Substance bag clip and Monstro Elisasue earring. I'm obsessed 😍
Crying over an app that was spying on us...pathetic
January 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Crying over an app that was spying on us...pathetic
I couldn't give a toss about Tiktok. There are a ton of talented people there and I know they will keep succeeding. There's a lot of untalented people there too and they will also be just fine. Anyway here's a screenshot of the video since you can't load videos to Bluesky yet.
January 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I couldn't give a toss about Tiktok. There are a ton of talented people there and I know they will keep succeeding. There's a lot of untalented people there too and they will also be just fine. Anyway here's a screenshot of the video since you can't load videos to Bluesky yet.
Bruh! This is crazy. The Super Bowl champs didn't score one goal! 🤣
January 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Bruh! This is crazy. The Super Bowl champs didn't score one goal! 🤣
I guess Fitbit doesn't throw you a parade, but I walked 10k steps or more every day of 2024. It's so ingrained in me now that I know I will do it for 2025 as well.
January 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I guess Fitbit doesn't throw you a parade, but I walked 10k steps or more every day of 2024. It's so ingrained in me now that I know I will do it for 2025 as well.
Blake's not a child. So if you wanna say a grown ass woman didn't have a say over how her product was marketed, sure Jan. This a cocktail from the after party named after the abusive character in the film. I will post a link to the Reddit thread where I found it.
December 24, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Blake's not a child. So if you wanna say a grown ass woman didn't have a say over how her product was marketed, sure Jan. This a cocktail from the after party named after the abusive character in the film. I will post a link to the Reddit thread where I found it.
Sephora, a high-end makeup and beauty company, put a dog toothbrush in one of their advent calendars. Let me be clear, you could get it from a wholesale site for a few cents.
December 18, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Sephora, a high-end makeup and beauty company, put a dog toothbrush in one of their advent calendars. Let me be clear, you could get it from a wholesale site for a few cents.
Incredibly proud of myself. Worked out for the first time in weeks. Let my winter arc begin! Also I found a barbell for my Bowflex 550s. It's amazing
December 17, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Incredibly proud of myself. Worked out for the first time in weeks. Let my winter arc begin! Also I found a barbell for my Bowflex 550s. It's amazing
OMG I'm gonna be forced to start my own fanpage and I'm so lazy I don't wanna do it, but I will. Anyway as a massive Ted Lasso fan and no one knows that because I'm new here. I'm kinda wondering does the stache mean a season 4 is real. 😍🥰
December 12, 2024 at 1:21 AM
OMG I'm gonna be forced to start my own fanpage and I'm so lazy I don't wanna do it, but I will. Anyway as a massive Ted Lasso fan and no one knows that because I'm new here. I'm kinda wondering does the stache mean a season 4 is real. 😍🥰
I won a 300 dollar purse in the office Christmas raffle. 🥰 I never win anything.
December 7, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I won a 300 dollar purse in the office Christmas raffle. 🥰 I never win anything.
The toffee bark my office Christmas party had was damn good. It's insane how tasty this shit is. I stuffed so much of it into my purse. I'm gonna be sick.
December 7, 2024 at 5:43 AM
The toffee bark my office Christmas party had was damn good. It's insane how tasty this shit is. I stuffed so much of it into my purse. I'm gonna be sick.
if you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
December 5, 2024 at 1:30 PM
if you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh