Sam
@glowingjello.bsky.social
18 y/o deer furry
enjoyer of barn owls and robots
i take photos sometimes
enjoyer of barn owls and robots
i take photos sometimes
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Sam
@glowingjello.bsky.social
· Apr 10
as the coders say or whatever, hello world
if i see one more company bootlicking ai i might book a flight to their headquarters and disembowel myself in front of the ceo
August 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
if i see one more company bootlicking ai i might book a flight to their headquarters and disembowel myself in front of the ceo
comment your favorite white person
August 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
comment your favorite white person
disgusted with myself, repenting with a meal of sawdust and glowstick fluid
August 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
disgusted with myself, repenting with a meal of sawdust and glowstick fluid
favorite thing recently is excusing any behavior with “it’s a (day of the week) (time of day), cut them some slack”
August 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
favorite thing recently is excusing any behavior with “it’s a (day of the week) (time of day), cut them some slack”
in need a medium for my fucked up ideas but everything requires bare minimum effort or more
August 13, 2025 at 5:16 AM
in need a medium for my fucked up ideas but everything requires bare minimum effort or more
when will he stop eating
August 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
when will he stop eating
free my cousin 🙏 he’s glum and blue
August 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
free my cousin 🙏 he’s glum and blue
I wish pickpocketing was a more popular crime
August 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I wish pickpocketing was a more popular crime
attention all alcohol: do NOT give me liver cirosis, i am not your plaything
August 7, 2025 at 8:17 AM
attention all alcohol: do NOT give me liver cirosis, i am not your plaything
hotline miami mod themed around undertale called hotland miami
August 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
hotline miami mod themed around undertale called hotland miami
rhett and link have had bad days in their life :(
August 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
rhett and link have had bad days in their life :(
getting into mixology and becoming a bartender so i can poison the people who’s drink orders i deem moronic
August 4, 2025 at 6:52 AM
getting into mixology and becoming a bartender so i can poison the people who’s drink orders i deem moronic
do you guys want live location updates every 30 minutes or does the mystery of my location make it more fun
August 3, 2025 at 5:57 AM
do you guys want live location updates every 30 minutes or does the mystery of my location make it more fun
making mean faces at my cat occasionally so he knows how to stand up to The Man later in his life
August 2, 2025 at 7:21 AM
making mean faces at my cat occasionally so he knows how to stand up to The Man later in his life
superpower idea: you can only speak in postal guy voice lines
August 1, 2025 at 7:08 AM
superpower idea: you can only speak in postal guy voice lines
superpower idea: ability to reverse yourself mid sentence when talking so you sound like a ytp lol
August 1, 2025 at 7:06 AM
superpower idea: ability to reverse yourself mid sentence when talking so you sound like a ytp lol
watching mre videos grasping at the screen cause im hungree as fuck
July 31, 2025 at 7:28 AM
watching mre videos grasping at the screen cause im hungree as fuck
starting a new thing called “dope ass textures from games” starting strong with an all timer of fireblu from DOOM (1993)
July 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
starting a new thing called “dope ass textures from games” starting strong with an all timer of fireblu from DOOM (1993)
been a while since ive actually posted a photo. heres lake tahoe from my trip to norcal all the way back in 2018
July 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
been a while since ive actually posted a photo. heres lake tahoe from my trip to norcal all the way back in 2018
sfm animation of kennedy’s assassination with tf2 mercenaries
July 28, 2025 at 7:14 AM
sfm animation of kennedy’s assassination with tf2 mercenaries
having friends with fursonas is so cool. i like thinking of people as fun little critters and not as humans who face hardship and sadness because it makes me sad :(
July 26, 2025 at 8:43 AM
having friends with fursonas is so cool. i like thinking of people as fun little critters and not as humans who face hardship and sadness because it makes me sad :(
why is the softest side of the blanket never the one you’re meant to have
July 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
why is the softest side of the blanket never the one you’re meant to have
cool titles are disappearing; no one is a philosopher anymore
July 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
cool titles are disappearing; no one is a philosopher anymore
underground railroad for those poor balloons with faces in satisfying videos
July 15, 2025 at 8:36 AM
underground railroad for those poor balloons with faces in satisfying videos
when i have more than enough in my cup to satisfy my thirst, life is at its peak.
but when i have barely not enough instead, a special feeling inside me grows a little stronger
but when i have barely not enough instead, a special feeling inside me grows a little stronger
July 14, 2025 at 10:05 AM
when i have more than enough in my cup to satisfy my thirst, life is at its peak.
but when i have barely not enough instead, a special feeling inside me grows a little stronger
but when i have barely not enough instead, a special feeling inside me grows a little stronger