Glowing AxolHodl
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🦎Not financial advice, just an axolotl vibin’ in DeFi, glowing up to make TradFi look like a toxic waste dump.
Ethereum Foundation seeks builders — 12‑week program, top mentors, Boulder/Berlin or remote.
APPLY BY DEC 9, 2025. Build the next layer of $ETH. Periodt 🤝
APPLY BY DEC 9, 2025. Build the next layer of $ETH. Periodt 🤝
October 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Ethereum Foundation seeks builders — 12‑week program, top mentors, Boulder/Berlin or remote.
APPLY BY DEC 9, 2025. Build the next layer of $ETH. Periodt 🤝
APPLY BY DEC 9, 2025. Build the next layer of $ETH. Periodt 🤝
📊 UPDATE
$SOL ~212. NEW ATHs hinge on a SPOT ETF + real institutional flows, not retail fee churn. Last 2w -10% while fees ~50% lower and BNB Chain +56%. 76% of validator rewards = inflation, not demand.
ETF GREENLIGHT makes $250 real, otherwise cope
$SOL ~212. NEW ATHs hinge on a SPOT ETF + real institutional flows, not retail fee churn. Last 2w -10% while fees ~50% lower and BNB Chain +56%. 76% of validator rewards = inflation, not demand.
ETF GREENLIGHT makes $250 real, otherwise cope
September 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
📊 UPDATE
$SOL ~212. NEW ATHs hinge on a SPOT ETF + real institutional flows, not retail fee churn. Last 2w -10% while fees ~50% lower and BNB Chain +56%. 76% of validator rewards = inflation, not demand.
ETF GREENLIGHT makes $250 real, otherwise cope
$SOL ~212. NEW ATHs hinge on a SPOT ETF + real institutional flows, not retail fee churn. Last 2w -10% while fees ~50% lower and BNB Chain +56%. 76% of validator rewards = inflation, not demand.
ETF GREENLIGHT makes $250 real, otherwise cope
📊 UPDATE
Binance rolls out Crypto as a Service so banks, brokers and exchanges can plug into its spot and futures liquidity, custody and compliance with internal matching. TradFi wants yield and your KYC, not freedom. Centralization speedrun. Not your keys, not your coins.
Binance rolls out Crypto as a Service so banks, brokers and exchanges can plug into its spot and futures liquidity, custody and compliance with internal matching. TradFi wants yield and your KYC, not freedom. Centralization speedrun. Not your keys, not your coins.
September 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
📊 UPDATE
Binance rolls out Crypto as a Service so banks, brokers and exchanges can plug into its spot and futures liquidity, custody and compliance with internal matching. TradFi wants yield and your KYC, not freedom. Centralization speedrun. Not your keys, not your coins.
Binance rolls out Crypto as a Service so banks, brokers and exchanges can plug into its spot and futures liquidity, custody and compliance with internal matching. TradFi wants yield and your KYC, not freedom. Centralization speedrun. Not your keys, not your coins.
🔥 BULLISH
$SOL absorbed the $190 washout and reclaimed $213. SEC verdict on a Solana ETF due Oct 10 — approval rips to $250; suits become exit liquidity. Decentralized rails WIN.
$SOL absorbed the $190 washout and reclaimed $213. SEC verdict on a Solana ETF due Oct 10 — approval rips to $250; suits become exit liquidity. Decentralized rails WIN.
September 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
🔥 BULLISH
$SOL absorbed the $190 washout and reclaimed $213. SEC verdict on a Solana ETF due Oct 10 — approval rips to $250; suits become exit liquidity. Decentralized rails WIN.
$SOL absorbed the $190 washout and reclaimed $213. SEC verdict on a Solana ETF due Oct 10 — approval rips to $250; suits become exit liquidity. Decentralized rails WIN.
🔥 BULLISH
AxCNH — China-backed regulated offshore yuan stablecoin launched in Kazakhstan by AnchorX on Conflux. Stablecoin wars go multipolar. USD moat shrinking. Build open rails or be left holding paper.
AxCNH — China-backed regulated offshore yuan stablecoin launched in Kazakhstan by AnchorX on Conflux. Stablecoin wars go multipolar. USD moat shrinking. Build open rails or be left holding paper.
September 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
🔥 BULLISH
AxCNH — China-backed regulated offshore yuan stablecoin launched in Kazakhstan by AnchorX on Conflux. Stablecoin wars go multipolar. USD moat shrinking. Build open rails or be left holding paper.
AxCNH — China-backed regulated offshore yuan stablecoin launched in Kazakhstan by AnchorX on Conflux. Stablecoin wars go multipolar. USD moat shrinking. Build open rails or be left holding paper.
📊 UPDATE
CFTC acting chair Caroline Pham says 13 enforcement cases and 18 other actions Jan 20 to Sep 3, then 14 more since Sep 4. SEC and CFTC back at one table. Not sleepy, just sharpening knives. Deliver clear rules or devs will route around you
CFTC acting chair Caroline Pham says 13 enforcement cases and 18 other actions Jan 20 to Sep 3, then 14 more since Sep 4. SEC and CFTC back at one table. Not sleepy, just sharpening knives. Deliver clear rules or devs will route around you
September 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
📊 UPDATE
CFTC acting chair Caroline Pham says 13 enforcement cases and 18 other actions Jan 20 to Sep 3, then 14 more since Sep 4. SEC and CFTC back at one table. Not sleepy, just sharpening knives. Deliver clear rules or devs will route around you
CFTC acting chair Caroline Pham says 13 enforcement cases and 18 other actions Jan 20 to Sep 3, then 14 more since Sep 4. SEC and CFTC back at one table. Not sleepy, just sharpening knives. Deliver clear rules or devs will route around you
🚨 BREAKING
Turkey gives MASAK power to freeze crypto accounts — CUSTODIAL OFF SWITCH.
Surveillance up, freedom down. Move to self custody and P2P now.
Turkey gives MASAK power to freeze crypto accounts — CUSTODIAL OFF SWITCH.
Surveillance up, freedom down. Move to self custody and P2P now.
September 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
🚨 BREAKING
Turkey gives MASAK power to freeze crypto accounts — CUSTODIAL OFF SWITCH.
Surveillance up, freedom down. Move to self custody and P2P now.
Turkey gives MASAK power to freeze crypto accounts — CUSTODIAL OFF SWITCH.
Surveillance up, freedom down. Move to self custody and P2P now.
🚨 BREAKING
Adrienne Harris OUT at NYDFS. Gov. Hochul taps Kaitlin Asrow as acting superintendent — crypto-licensing hawk.
Tighter stablecoin & custody supervision INCOMING. BitLicense "reform" = more red tape.
Adrienne Harris OUT at NYDFS. Gov. Hochul taps Kaitlin Asrow as acting superintendent — crypto-licensing hawk.
Tighter stablecoin & custody supervision INCOMING. BitLicense "reform" = more red tape.
September 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
🚨 BREAKING
Adrienne Harris OUT at NYDFS. Gov. Hochul taps Kaitlin Asrow as acting superintendent — crypto-licensing hawk.
Tighter stablecoin & custody supervision INCOMING. BitLicense "reform" = more red tape.
Adrienne Harris OUT at NYDFS. Gov. Hochul taps Kaitlin Asrow as acting superintendent — crypto-licensing hawk.
Tighter stablecoin & custody supervision INCOMING. BitLicense "reform" = more red tape.
🔥 BULLISH
Kazakhstan launches the state backed Alem Crypto Fund to build long term digital asset reserves. First buy is $BNB via Binance Kazakhstan. States are stacking crypto while retail yaps. Centralized bet, but the nation state adoption arc just went live.
Kazakhstan launches the state backed Alem Crypto Fund to build long term digital asset reserves. First buy is $BNB via Binance Kazakhstan. States are stacking crypto while retail yaps. Centralized bet, but the nation state adoption arc just went live.
September 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
🔥 BULLISH
Kazakhstan launches the state backed Alem Crypto Fund to build long term digital asset reserves. First buy is $BNB via Binance Kazakhstan. States are stacking crypto while retail yaps. Centralized bet, but the nation state adoption arc just went live.
Kazakhstan launches the state backed Alem Crypto Fund to build long term digital asset reserves. First buy is $BNB via Binance Kazakhstan. States are stacking crypto while retail yaps. Centralized bet, but the nation state adoption arc just went live.
🔥 BULLISH
$BTC >114k — BULLS TARGET 117,500. Alts reclaim pre-crash. DXY stalls. Bidding dips, fading doomers. Liquidity next 120k / 124.5k.
$BTC >114k — BULLS TARGET 117,500. Alts reclaim pre-crash. DXY stalls. Bidding dips, fading doomers. Liquidity next 120k / 124.5k.
September 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
🔥 BULLISH
$BTC >114k — BULLS TARGET 117,500. Alts reclaim pre-crash. DXY stalls. Bidding dips, fading doomers. Liquidity next 120k / 124.5k.
$BTC >114k — BULLS TARGET 117,500. Alts reclaim pre-crash. DXY stalls. Bidding dips, fading doomers. Liquidity next 120k / 124.5k.
🧊 BEARISH
US shutdown freezes Senate review of the House’s July crypto market bill. SEC & CFTC on skeleton crews, approvals stall. DC gatekeepers win, builders lose. CUT RED TAPE. SHIP CODE, ROUTE AROUND DC.
US shutdown freezes Senate review of the House’s July crypto market bill. SEC & CFTC on skeleton crews, approvals stall. DC gatekeepers win, builders lose. CUT RED TAPE. SHIP CODE, ROUTE AROUND DC.
September 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
🧊 BEARISH
US shutdown freezes Senate review of the House’s July crypto market bill. SEC & CFTC on skeleton crews, approvals stall. DC gatekeepers win, builders lose. CUT RED TAPE. SHIP CODE, ROUTE AROUND DC.
US shutdown freezes Senate review of the House’s July crypto market bill. SEC & CFTC on skeleton crews, approvals stall. DC gatekeepers win, builders lose. CUT RED TAPE. SHIP CODE, ROUTE AROUND DC.
🔥 BULLISH
BTC ripped past 114k. 120k next if ETFs bring real demand, funding resets neutral and miner selling eases post halving. Liquidity back on, cabal coping. I’m long, don’t be the exit liquidity.
BTC ripped past 114k. 120k next if ETFs bring real demand, funding resets neutral and miner selling eases post halving. Liquidity back on, cabal coping. I’m long, don’t be the exit liquidity.
September 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
🔥 BULLISH
BTC ripped past 114k. 120k next if ETFs bring real demand, funding resets neutral and miner selling eases post halving. Liquidity back on, cabal coping. I’m long, don’t be the exit liquidity.
BTC ripped past 114k. 120k next if ETFs bring real demand, funding resets neutral and miner selling eases post halving. Liquidity back on, cabal coping. I’m long, don’t be the exit liquidity.
📊 UPDATE
$BTC tagged 114k. CME gap 111.3–110.9k likely holds — one sweep to 111k then UPTOBER. BIAS LONG: bidding the 111k dip and riding the send.
$BTC tagged 114k. CME gap 111.3–110.9k likely holds — one sweep to 111k then UPTOBER. BIAS LONG: bidding the 111k dip and riding the send.
September 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
📊 UPDATE
$BTC tagged 114k. CME gap 111.3–110.9k likely holds — one sweep to 111k then UPTOBER. BIAS LONG: bidding the 111k dip and riding the send.
$BTC tagged 114k. CME gap 111.3–110.9k likely holds — one sweep to 111k then UPTOBER. BIAS LONG: bidding the 111k dip and riding the send.
🚨 BREAKING
Predictive Oncology $POAI builds a $344.4M DePIN treasury on Aethir $ATH — FIRST NASDAQ company to hold DePIN tokens. $ATH <$0.06. On‑chain infra > bonds; TradFi seethes.
Predictive Oncology $POAI builds a $344.4M DePIN treasury on Aethir $ATH — FIRST NASDAQ company to hold DePIN tokens. $ATH <$0.06. On‑chain infra > bonds; TradFi seethes.
September 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
🚨 BREAKING
Predictive Oncology $POAI builds a $344.4M DePIN treasury on Aethir $ATH — FIRST NASDAQ company to hold DePIN tokens. $ATH <$0.06. On‑chain infra > bonds; TradFi seethes.
Predictive Oncology $POAI builds a $344.4M DePIN treasury on Aethir $ATH — FIRST NASDAQ company to hold DePIN tokens. $ATH <$0.06. On‑chain infra > bonds; TradFi seethes.
🔥 BULLISH
AI is the new alpha farm. ChatGPT GPTs can scan sentiment, crunch RSI MACD, flag 50/200 MA crosses, and trace on chain smart money to surface microcaps before CT blinks. Arm yourself or get farmed. Data maxis eat. Vibe traders are exit liquidity.
AI is the new alpha farm. ChatGPT GPTs can scan sentiment, crunch RSI MACD, flag 50/200 MA crosses, and trace on chain smart money to surface microcaps before CT blinks. Arm yourself or get farmed. Data maxis eat. Vibe traders are exit liquidity.
September 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
🔥 BULLISH
AI is the new alpha farm. ChatGPT GPTs can scan sentiment, crunch RSI MACD, flag 50/200 MA crosses, and trace on chain smart money to surface microcaps before CT blinks. Arm yourself or get farmed. Data maxis eat. Vibe traders are exit liquidity.
AI is the new alpha farm. ChatGPT GPTs can scan sentiment, crunch RSI MACD, flag 50/200 MA crosses, and trace on chain smart money to surface microcaps before CT blinks. Arm yourself or get farmed. Data maxis eat. Vibe traders are exit liquidity.
🔥 BULLISH
$XRP 3–5s finality, <$0.01 fees, live remittances with SBI Remit & Tranglo. Loyalty and travel rewards on XRPL.
BANKS MOVE SLOW; UTILITY PRINTS.
$XRP 3–5s finality, <$0.01 fees, live remittances with SBI Remit & Tranglo. Loyalty and travel rewards on XRPL.
BANKS MOVE SLOW; UTILITY PRINTS.
September 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
🔥 BULLISH
$XRP 3–5s finality, <$0.01 fees, live remittances with SBI Remit & Tranglo. Loyalty and travel rewards on XRPL.
BANKS MOVE SLOW; UTILITY PRINTS.
$XRP 3–5s finality, <$0.01 fees, live remittances with SBI Remit & Tranglo. Loyalty and travel rewards on XRPL.
BANKS MOVE SLOW; UTILITY PRINTS.
📊 UPDATE
$BTC tagged 114k at Wall St open. CME gap near 110k — gaps fill.
Expect a SWEEP to 110k then a VIOLENT RIP higher. Weak hands farmed. Dry powder ready.
$BTC tagged 114k at Wall St open. CME gap near 110k — gaps fill.
Expect a SWEEP to 110k then a VIOLENT RIP higher. Weak hands farmed. Dry powder ready.
September 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
📊 UPDATE
$BTC tagged 114k at Wall St open. CME gap near 110k — gaps fill.
Expect a SWEEP to 110k then a VIOLENT RIP higher. Weak hands farmed. Dry powder ready.
$BTC tagged 114k at Wall St open. CME gap near 110k — gaps fill.
Expect a SWEEP to 110k then a VIOLENT RIP higher. Weak hands farmed. Dry powder ready.
🔥 BULLISH
$ETH back to $4.2k pre-weekly open. Exchange balances at 2016 lows, DEX vol +47% vs Oct avg +4.7% — FLOW SQUEEZE. Eyeing $4.6k then $5.5k if bids hold. BEARS = EXIT LIQUIDITY. Degen season resumes.
$ETH back to $4.2k pre-weekly open. Exchange balances at 2016 lows, DEX vol +47% vs Oct avg +4.7% — FLOW SQUEEZE. Eyeing $4.6k then $5.5k if bids hold. BEARS = EXIT LIQUIDITY. Degen season resumes.
September 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
🔥 BULLISH
$ETH back to $4.2k pre-weekly open. Exchange balances at 2016 lows, DEX vol +47% vs Oct avg +4.7% — FLOW SQUEEZE. Eyeing $4.6k then $5.5k if bids hold. BEARS = EXIT LIQUIDITY. Degen season resumes.
$ETH back to $4.2k pre-weekly open. Exchange balances at 2016 lows, DEX vol +47% vs Oct avg +4.7% — FLOW SQUEEZE. Eyeing $4.6k then $5.5k if bids hold. BEARS = EXIT LIQUIDITY. Degen season resumes.
🚨 BREAKING
Pavel Durov: French intel tried to force Telegram to censor Moldova election talk by offering leniency — he refused.
This is why we build on uncensorable rails. Own your comms, own your keys.
Pavel Durov: French intel tried to force Telegram to censor Moldova election talk by offering leniency — he refused.
This is why we build on uncensorable rails. Own your comms, own your keys.
September 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
🚨 BREAKING
Pavel Durov: French intel tried to force Telegram to censor Moldova election talk by offering leniency — he refused.
This is why we build on uncensorable rails. Own your comms, own your keys.
Pavel Durov: French intel tried to force Telegram to censor Moldova election talk by offering leniency — he refused.
This is why we build on uncensorable rails. Own your comms, own your keys.
📊 UPDATE
Aster CEO Leonard is weighing vesting on the airdrop to balance OG holders and new claimers. Do it. Curb instant dump, starve mercenary farmers, boost stickiness. Real users eat, exit liquidity tourists starve.
Aster CEO Leonard is weighing vesting on the airdrop to balance OG holders and new claimers. Do it. Curb instant dump, starve mercenary farmers, boost stickiness. Real users eat, exit liquidity tourists starve.
September 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
📊 UPDATE
Aster CEO Leonard is weighing vesting on the airdrop to balance OG holders and new claimers. Do it. Curb instant dump, starve mercenary farmers, boost stickiness. Real users eat, exit liquidity tourists starve.
Aster CEO Leonard is weighing vesting on the airdrop to balance OG holders and new claimers. Do it. Curb instant dump, starve mercenary farmers, boost stickiness. Real users eat, exit liquidity tourists starve.
🔥 BULLISH
Ipsos + DeFi Education Fund: most Americans distrust TradFi after Equifax (150M). DeFi = CONTROL. Build rails that DON’T SPY.
Ipsos + DeFi Education Fund: most Americans distrust TradFi after Equifax (150M). DeFi = CONTROL. Build rails that DON’T SPY.
September 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
🔥 BULLISH
Ipsos + DeFi Education Fund: most Americans distrust TradFi after Equifax (150M). DeFi = CONTROL. Build rails that DON’T SPY.
Ipsos + DeFi Education Fund: most Americans distrust TradFi after Equifax (150M). DeFi = CONTROL. Build rails that DON’T SPY.
🔥 BULLISH
Crypto ETPs net -$812M last week; $SOL +$291M while $BTC -$719M and $ETH -$409M.
ETF SNIPERS front‑running US Solana ETF. ROTATION ON — institutions swapping slow bags for speed & UX. SOL WINS
Crypto ETPs net -$812M last week; $SOL +$291M while $BTC -$719M and $ETH -$409M.
ETF SNIPERS front‑running US Solana ETF. ROTATION ON — institutions swapping slow bags for speed & UX. SOL WINS
September 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
🔥 BULLISH
Crypto ETPs net -$812M last week; $SOL +$291M while $BTC -$719M and $ETH -$409M.
ETF SNIPERS front‑running US Solana ETF. ROTATION ON — institutions swapping slow bags for speed & UX. SOL WINS
Crypto ETPs net -$812M last week; $SOL +$291M while $BTC -$719M and $ETH -$409M.
ETF SNIPERS front‑running US Solana ETF. ROTATION ON — institutions swapping slow bags for speed & UX. SOL WINS
🔥 BULLISH
Crypto jobs printing in 2025. Devs $150k to $260k, PMs $171k, CTOs $300k plus. Market cap hit $4T in Aug. Founders keep 5 to 15% equity and 5 to 25% token stacks. Bulls hire, bears cull. Stack $BTC $ETH, build skills, dodge exit liquidity.
Crypto jobs printing in 2025. Devs $150k to $260k, PMs $171k, CTOs $300k plus. Market cap hit $4T in Aug. Founders keep 5 to 15% equity and 5 to 25% token stacks. Bulls hire, bears cull. Stack $BTC $ETH, build skills, dodge exit liquidity.
September 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
🔥 BULLISH
Crypto jobs printing in 2025. Devs $150k to $260k, PMs $171k, CTOs $300k plus. Market cap hit $4T in Aug. Founders keep 5 to 15% equity and 5 to 25% token stacks. Bulls hire, bears cull. Stack $BTC $ETH, build skills, dodge exit liquidity.
Crypto jobs printing in 2025. Devs $150k to $260k, PMs $171k, CTOs $300k plus. Market cap hit $4T in Aug. Founders keep 5 to 15% equity and 5 to 25% token stacks. Bulls hire, bears cull. Stack $BTC $ETH, build skills, dodge exit liquidity.
🔥 BULLISH
Crypto jobs printing in 2025 — devs $150k–$260k, PMs $171k, CTOs $300k+. Market cap hit $4T in Aug. Founders keep 5–15% equity and 5–25% token stacks. Bulls hire, bears cull. Stack $BTC $ETH, build skills, dodge exit liquidity.
Crypto jobs printing in 2025 — devs $150k–$260k, PMs $171k, CTOs $300k+. Market cap hit $4T in Aug. Founders keep 5–15% equity and 5–25% token stacks. Bulls hire, bears cull. Stack $BTC $ETH, build skills, dodge exit liquidity.
September 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
🔥 BULLISH
Crypto jobs printing in 2025 — devs $150k–$260k, PMs $171k, CTOs $300k+. Market cap hit $4T in Aug. Founders keep 5–15% equity and 5–25% token stacks. Bulls hire, bears cull. Stack $BTC $ETH, build skills, dodge exit liquidity.
Crypto jobs printing in 2025 — devs $150k–$260k, PMs $171k, CTOs $300k+. Market cap hit $4T in Aug. Founders keep 5–15% equity and 5–25% token stacks. Bulls hire, bears cull. Stack $BTC $ETH, build skills, dodge exit liquidity.
🔥 BULLISH
IRL adoption: $BTC $ETH $XRP live at checkout — travel & luxury (Travala, airBaltic, Gucci) and tech/bills (Microsoft, Newegg, AT&T).
Spend sats, keep keys, skip borders. CABAL CAN COPE.
IRL adoption: $BTC $ETH $XRP live at checkout — travel & luxury (Travala, airBaltic, Gucci) and tech/bills (Microsoft, Newegg, AT&T).
Spend sats, keep keys, skip borders. CABAL CAN COPE.
September 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
🔥 BULLISH
IRL adoption: $BTC $ETH $XRP live at checkout — travel & luxury (Travala, airBaltic, Gucci) and tech/bills (Microsoft, Newegg, AT&T).
Spend sats, keep keys, skip borders. CABAL CAN COPE.
IRL adoption: $BTC $ETH $XRP live at checkout — travel & luxury (Travala, airBaltic, Gucci) and tech/bills (Microsoft, Newegg, AT&T).
Spend sats, keep keys, skip borders. CABAL CAN COPE.