john gloveman
glove.bsky.social
john gloveman
@glove.bsky.social
last man cramping
Being cast on Big Brother or as I call it, going to Self Esteem Camp #BBAU
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
THIS EPISODE HAS EVERYTHING
#BBAU
November 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Is it fucking sweeps week on #BBAAU
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Scissor Sisters are to gay people what The White Stripes are to straight people
November 21, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Big Brother or as I like to call it: The House That Fucks With You #BBAU
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
holly is Australia's Madison Beer, in the sense that she is mean-hot in an Australian way but Madison Beer is mean-hot in an American way #BBAU
November 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
If The Truman Show was real all the extras would be bisexual since they're so good at improv
July 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Is there an app that lets you simultaneously to Bluesky and the other one yet
June 13, 2025 at 10:49 AM
The porn on here is so much worse than the porn on Twitter you freaks need to step it up
June 9, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day
March 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Am I the first to say Selma Blair looks like Isabella Rossalini took The Substance
March 9, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
February 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Nary a creative lyric in this musical so far
Remake Hairspray with Anna Faris in the Brittany Snow role, and Michelle Visage in the Michelle Pfeiffer role. Everyone else sock puppets
February 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Remake Hairspray with Anna Faris in the Brittany Snow role, and Michelle Visage in the Michelle Pfeiffer role. Everyone else sock puppets
February 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Kirsten Dunst should've had Kristen Bell's career
January 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The writer of Anyone But You gave Better Man one star on letterboxd just so you know
January 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Banking lots of my future plans on one day receiving an email from my real estate intended for the landlord and using it as leverage
January 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Do I need to migrate to this app. I'm all for taking a stand against fascism but not at the cost of missing out on twitter storylines
January 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Most people don't know that you don't need to go somewhere to hear "live" music. You can listen to music at home, where it's free, convenient, and sounds better
September 10, 2023 at 1:46 AM
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my BARBIE (2023) recap is up!!! link below
BARBIE (2023) RECAP
*** SPOILERS FOLLOW ***
medium.com
August 8, 2023 at 9:24 AM
Muting is microdosing unfollowing

Unfollowing is microdosing deleting the app

Deleting the app is microdosing throwing your phone into Alexandria River and starting a new life in Western Australia
August 8, 2023 at 4:44 AM
Forgot this app existed for over a week which can only be a small bright spot in the grand tapestry of my mental health deterioration
August 2, 2023 at 9:08 AM
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sitting on my own ass until it goes numb so it feels like someone sitting on my hand before I jack off
July 24, 2023 at 11:14 AM