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Glossy
@glossariez.bsky.social
Stop the world I wanna get off!
Sponge
December 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
One time when I was stoned, I put marinara sauce and mozzarella cheese on top of a Pop-Tart and popped it into the oven. It was ok.
July 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
:(
July 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Sounds really yummy!
July 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Oooh, what kind?
July 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I love those sunscreens 😢 They want us to burn to a crisp 😤
July 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Aw man, as a Vegas local I love the Broadacres 😢 What a damn shame
July 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This dude is foul 🤣
June 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Cringe
June 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Oh right, sorry “Mr. I lick that stuff better than 90% of lesbians” I should’ve have known.
June 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
You’re crashing over a gif? There’s people frying you over your chauvinist comment towards lesbians and trans folk, but nah this gif gets under your skin
June 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
My mom is illiterate but always encouraged me to read books
June 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This dude tripping
June 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
He gonna make that shit explode
June 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
What a hot mess of a person
June 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
June 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
They really like to make people suffer
May 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM