21+ 𝕸𝖚𝖓 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝕸𝖚𝖘𝖊
`` Course ! I'll even try and get the villains in Christmas spirit ! ``
❝ I see! Santa understands now. I’ll do diligent work when checking my list. For now, promise Santa that you’ll keep up your good behavior. Pay for neighbor’s coffee, help an elder to their car, or tell a joke to a young one. That will make Santa happy. ❤️ ❞
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`` Okay mister Santa, my reputation is pretty bad, I hire villains. Butttt I treat everyone equally with treatment I deserve! Heros, villains, anti heros and even regular people. Everyone gets to thrive ``
`` Course ! I'll even try and get the villains in Christmas spirit ! ``
`` Okay mister Santa, my reputation is pretty bad, I hire villains. Butttt I treat everyone equally with treatment I deserve! Heros, villains, anti heros and even regular people. Everyone gets to thrive ``
❝ Hmm… Tell Santa why people might think you’re a villain. How do you treat your fellow people? Do you believe in ‘treat others how you want to be treated’? ❞
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`` Okay mister Santa, my reputation is pretty bad, I hire villains. Butttt I treat everyone equally with treatment I deserve! Heros, villains, anti heros and even regular people. Everyone gets to thrive ``
You will have scorch marks on your pelvis though, imagine like... hmm.. that fire girl from Moana
Is it weird that that only makes me more excited?
[YOU GODDAMN FREAK—]
You will have scorch marks on your pelvis though, imagine like... hmm.. that fire girl from Moana
Coward???
Just for that, let’s fucking go again—
Cowards talk
Cowards talk
But that can only happen so many times—
Cowards talk
But I also hope Palutena never drops that aphrodisiac again—
Seems I didn't try hard enough
Seems I didn't try hard enough
Seems I didn't try hard enough
My legs hurt, for no reason at all. I'll be having a nice spa day today
My legs hurt, for no reason at all. I'll be having a nice spa day today
My legs hurt, for no reason at all. I'll be having a nice spa day today
She would smile, looking at the other woman.
Another gasp in surprise. She was definitely built different.
" Perhaps we'll go there. “
She would smile, imagining it already.
"I've eaten pure magma before"
She would smile, looking at the other woman.
She would smile, imagining it already.
"I've eaten pure magma before"
"Im down for anything really, I promise"
She would smile, imagining it already.
"I've eaten pure magma before"
"Im down for anything really, I promise"
"Im down for anything really, I promise"
Perhaps we could go on a date. “
Nodding!
" But you know, most people don't wish to get to know their princess that way. "
She would clasp her hands behind her back.
She would clasp her hands behind her back.
I've dealt with a few suitors myself, and well. . . Let's just say I don’t like them. "
She would clasp her hands behind her back.
I'm a princess myself. "
At your service"