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@glorppers.bsky.social
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we are not the same. your bag costs $600 because its a kate spade

mine costs $600 because its a fucking keito hasumi gekkou kitan ita bag
October 6, 2025 at 11:11 AM
if i was a dog, id be those ones that really should be put down ages ago
August 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
queer baiter? nah bro im a master
May 29, 2025 at 7:35 AM
in the igloo straight up nooting “it” and by it lets justr say heh my pingu
May 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
i keep seeing people put “monthly dump” on their insta stories, like yall dont shit everyday????
March 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
my wife is sleeping on the floor tonight
January 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
my 2024 summary:
December 31, 2024 at 4:44 PM
fym the new pjsk movie is about a miku who “cant sing” just get another voice bank lmao
December 30, 2024 at 6:21 AM
omg i actually got the myaku myaku hangyodon for christmas im so happy
December 25, 2024 at 5:55 PM
last christmas or my last christmas stay tune to find out!
December 24, 2024 at 5:16 PM
one wipe and its all gone? damn what brand of toilet paper are u using
December 24, 2024 at 9:38 AM
wanted to watch a feel-good show because i felt lowkey depressed so ofc i had to watch kaiji and his gambling show. feeling inspired 👍
December 20, 2024 at 6:53 PM
fuck you (said the fuck you guy)
December 16, 2024 at 5:59 AM
keito nui wants sashimi
December 15, 2024 at 8:47 AM
back in MY day, brainrot was when the maggots will crawl into your ear and much on your squishy minuscule brain unlike this skibidi toilet BULLSHIT
December 6, 2024 at 5:37 PM
baby its lukewarm outside
December 1, 2024 at 11:51 AM
fucked up this year. 2015 my year fr 🙏🔥🔥
November 27, 2024 at 4:25 PM
its so kouver…
November 20, 2024 at 12:49 AM
if i was an inanimate object, i would be those monkey playing cymbals toy
November 16, 2024 at 6:15 PM
who up crying they eyes out 🙏🙏🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🙏🙏🔥🔥
November 10, 2024 at 9:03 AM
writing my two weeks notice in parkour
November 9, 2024 at 5:29 PM
i genuinely need to find meaning in my life because im on the train and im thinking “cant wait to go home to see my keito hasumi plushies”
November 7, 2024 at 9:39 AM
neon genesis evangelion
October 30, 2024 at 2:37 AM
this halloween, im dressing up as the scariest thing to a design student; heterosexuality
October 29, 2024 at 2:29 PM