Sara
@gloredhel.bsky.social
She/her
Older than you think
Aries/dragon
Cat lady
Older than you think
Aries/dragon
Cat lady
Pinned
Dear editors: please tell your authors that smirk is not a synonym for smile.
September 29, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Dear editors: please tell your authors that smirk is not a synonym for smile.
Bitchin' Camaro! Bitchin' Camaro!
Donuts on your lawn.
Bitchin' Camaro! Bitchin' Camaro!
Tony Orlando and Dawn.
Donuts on your lawn.
Bitchin' Camaro! Bitchin' Camaro!
Tony Orlando and Dawn.
September 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Bitchin' Camaro! Bitchin' Camaro!
Donuts on your lawn.
Bitchin' Camaro! Bitchin' Camaro!
Tony Orlando and Dawn.
Donuts on your lawn.
Bitchin' Camaro! Bitchin' Camaro!
Tony Orlando and Dawn.
Is your mother worried? Would you like us to assign someone to worry your mother?
August 13, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Is your mother worried? Would you like us to assign someone to worry your mother?
Seventh and final stop for gas: middle of nowhere tourist trap, NM. 2296.3 miles traveled. Unleaded price per gallon: $3.04. 😬 31.72 mpg.
May 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Seventh and final stop for gas: middle of nowhere tourist trap, NM. 2296.3 miles traveled. Unleaded price per gallon: $3.04. 😬 31.72 mpg.
Perhaps it's not the best idea to listen to Sunrise on the Reaping while driving. 😭
May 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Perhaps it's not the best idea to listen to Sunrise on the Reaping while driving. 😭
Sixth stop for gas: childress, TX. 1969.4 miles traveled. Unleaded price per gallon: $2.52. 32.87 mpg.
May 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Sixth stop for gas: childress, TX. 1969.4 miles traveled. Unleaded price per gallon: $2.52. 32.87 mpg.
Fifth stop for gas: van, TX. 1645.5 miles traveled. Unleaded price per gallon: $2.69. 30.55 mpg.
May 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Fifth stop for gas: van, TX. 1645.5 miles traveled. Unleaded price per gallon: $2.69. 30.55 mpg.
Fourth stop for gas: port barre, LA. 1333.7 miles traveled. Unleaded price per gallon: $2.56. 34.02 mpg.
May 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Fourth stop for gas: port barre, LA. 1333.7 miles traveled. Unleaded price per gallon: $2.56. 34.02 mpg.
Here I am, surrounded by the most knowledgeable nerds I've ever known, and I want to make a reference that I think might be *too* niche.
May 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Here I am, surrounded by the most knowledgeable nerds I've ever known, and I want to make a reference that I think might be *too* niche.
Third stop for gas: bunkie, LA. 1010.3 miles traveled. Unleaded price per gallon: $2.69. 32.11 mpg.
Pulled up to the pump next to a group of Bandidos and cleaned my windshield with a squeegee taller than I am.
Pulled up to the pump next to a group of Bandidos and cleaned my windshield with a squeegee taller than I am.
May 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Third stop for gas: bunkie, LA. 1010.3 miles traveled. Unleaded price per gallon: $2.69. 32.11 mpg.
Pulled up to the pump next to a group of Bandidos and cleaned my windshield with a squeegee taller than I am.
Pulled up to the pump next to a group of Bandidos and cleaned my windshield with a squeegee taller than I am.
Second stop for gas: Terrell, TX. 686.6 miles traveled. Unleaded price per gallon: $2.85. 33.99mpg.
May 22, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Second stop for gas: Terrell, TX. 686.6 miles traveled. Unleaded price per gallon: $2.85. 33.99mpg.
It's a good thing it's 5am, because I feel the siren call of meow wolf deep in my soul.
May 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
It's a good thing it's 5am, because I feel the siren call of meow wolf deep in my soul.
Ahh, nothing smells like an allsups.
May 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Ahh, nothing smells like an allsups.
First stop for gas: Clarendon, TX. 342.7 miles traveled. Unleaded price per gallon: $2.69. 34.79 mpg.
May 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
First stop for gas: Clarendon, TX. 342.7 miles traveled. Unleaded price per gallon: $2.69. 34.79 mpg.
Me vs. Sean vs. trivial pursuit: 1-1-0
Lots of questions about stuff we talked about earlier in the day.
Lots of questions about stuff we talked about earlier in the day.
April 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Me vs. Sean vs. trivial pursuit: 1-1-0
Lots of questions about stuff we talked about earlier in the day.
Lots of questions about stuff we talked about earlier in the day.
I am having an absolute mental breakdown over Sue Storm's beachy waves in the new fantastic four trailer. Help me, @frockflicks.bsky.social , you're my only hope.
April 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I am having an absolute mental breakdown over Sue Storm's beachy waves in the new fantastic four trailer. Help me, @frockflicks.bsky.social , you're my only hope.
Me vs. Sean vs. trivial pursuit: 1-0-0
Restarting the count after a too long break, and a glorious victory for me!
Restarting the count after a too long break, and a glorious victory for me!
March 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Me vs. Sean vs. trivial pursuit: 1-0-0
Restarting the count after a too long break, and a glorious victory for me!
Restarting the count after a too long break, and a glorious victory for me!
To paraphrase Lady Macbeth, who would have thought the old woman would have so much blood in her?
March 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
To paraphrase Lady Macbeth, who would have thought the old woman would have so much blood in her?
The thumbtack of my imagination is being pulled out of the wall - my nephew, in his sleep
February 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The thumbtack of my imagination is being pulled out of the wall - my nephew, in his sleep
They're finally snuggling together in the squishmallows bed!
February 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
They're finally snuggling together in the squishmallows bed!
I found turkey bologna and I'm so happy that I'm literally weeping at the grocery store.
February 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I found turkey bologna and I'm so happy that I'm literally weeping at the grocery store.
"nobody wants to work anymore" says the little old lady in the line at the Joann fabrics that has had only three employees on duty at a time for the last several years like it's the potential employees' fault that the failing corporations won't hire them
February 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"nobody wants to work anymore" says the little old lady in the line at the Joann fabrics that has had only three employees on duty at a time for the last several years like it's the potential employees' fault that the failing corporations won't hire them
Decided to go to Chili's for lunch because fajitas sound good. Ordered the fajita trio and the dip trio from a server named Trinity at 3:00.
a man with curly hair making a surprised face
ALT: a man with curly hair making a surprised face
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February 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Decided to go to Chili's for lunch because fajitas sound good. Ordered the fajita trio and the dip trio from a server named Trinity at 3:00.
Ooh, past me did present me a*solid* when she bought this chocolate milk.
February 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Ooh, past me did present me a*solid* when she bought this chocolate milk.
Time to drown my sorrows in a giant cherry coke.
November 23, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Time to drown my sorrows in a giant cherry coke.