Deathbyrésumés
@gloomandrezoom.bsky.social
Sharing my résumé mishaps, interview blunders, and the occasional existential crisis—all so we can laugh instead of cry. Because if I have to suffer through this job market, I might as well make it entertaining for everyone.
Delivery to the States?
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Delivery to the States?
This is uncomfortable, someone check on that cat.
March 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
This is uncomfortable, someone check on that cat.
He's an acorn now.
February 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
He's an acorn now.
Do you get used to it?
February 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Do you get used to it?
Why don't you run? We seem to need your logic.
February 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Why don't you run? We seem to need your logic.
You're the teddy bear now.
February 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
You're the teddy bear now.