glooface
@glooface.bsky.social
Karate man and bishop. Master of cookerying 🫒🥘🍛🍲🥙🍲🥞🥫
If I was you'd certainly know about. You'd be a gibbering wreck.
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
If I was you'd certainly know about. You'd be a gibbering wreck.
Because you're an ogre!!
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Because you're an ogre!!
My food is for proper men only. And pretty laydeez.
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 AM
My food is for proper men only. And pretty laydeez.
Your cookery book is the Deliveroo app!
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Your cookery book is the Deliveroo app!
Beeheart is cool. Much better.
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Beeheart is cool. Much better.
Ok. But if it's got glockenspiel I ain't listening!!
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Ok. But if it's got glockenspiel I ain't listening!!
It's ugly smarty pants music to me.
November 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It's ugly smarty pants music to me.
You would if you watched the Mighty Arsenals.
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 AM
You would if you watched the Mighty Arsenals.
Just shut up and eat it!!
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Just shut up and eat it!!
Cos you shat in them 😆
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Cos you shat in them 😆
Not intrusive cos you do it in the supermarket.
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Not intrusive cos you do it in the supermarket.
Sosij monster probbly.
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Sosij monster probbly.
My hobby is laughing at you shitting your pants.
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
My hobby is laughing at you shitting your pants.
Not scared of that thing!!
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Not scared of that thing!!
That's right. He confessed to accusing me of a crime I didn't commit!
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
That's right. He confessed to accusing me of a crime I didn't commit!
Did you shit your pants?
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Did you shit your pants?
Didn't take that. Smoked it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Didn't take that. Smoked it.
Didn't touch nuffin!!!
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Didn't touch nuffin!!!
We Snownapped Snow while he was napping.
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
We Snownapped Snow while he was napping.
And there we have it.
a man with a long beard and a hat is standing in a dark room .
ALT: a man with a long beard and a hat is standing in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
And there we have it.
We brought you back last night while you were sleeping.
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
We brought you back last night while you were sleeping.