G. Mourning 👺🤙 (Illegal Wokester)
@glonzomourning.bsky.social
Hater with a capital H. lunk-head. America's #1 Fire Mark Stoops advocate #BBN
The O.G.
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The O.G.
POV: you're about to see some magnificently stupid shit
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
POV: you're about to see some magnificently stupid shit
good mornin’ we’re makin’ biscuits in bed
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
good mornin’ we’re makin’ biscuits in bed
You can’t “lace” a product with THC that’s supposed to contain THC!
Someone spiked my Budweiser with alcohol!
Someone spiked my Budweiser with alcohol!
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
You can’t “lace” a product with THC that’s supposed to contain THC!
Someone spiked my Budweiser with alcohol!
Someone spiked my Budweiser with alcohol!
but are you on dat dere celltech
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
but are you on dat dere celltech
Bought an Arizer XQ2 and it uh it works (photo not mine)
November 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Bought an Arizer XQ2 and it uh it works (photo not mine)
Mount up.
October 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Mount up.
This is a photo of the little chode man who peed himself a little while shooting Pastor Jorge Bautista, the event Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson pretends not to know about.
October 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This is a photo of the little chode man who peed himself a little while shooting Pastor Jorge Bautista, the event Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson pretends not to know about.
These are objectively fugly. If you like these, I'm sorry, you're a mark and only like them because social media demands it of you. You've been poisoned at the well of hype.
October 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
These are objectively fugly. If you like these, I'm sorry, you're a mark and only like them because social media demands it of you. You've been poisoned at the well of hype.
Not exactly, no.
October 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Not exactly, no.
usually found them wearing this shirt
October 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
usually found them wearing this shirt
Who turned the lights out @washingtonpost.com? Was it you? It was you, wasn't it?
October 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Who turned the lights out @washingtonpost.com? Was it you? It was you, wasn't it?
Went to Goodwill.
October 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Went to Goodwill.