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Are #Jets fans beaming because their ex-qb #SamDarnold won #SB60 with the #Seattle #Seahawks, combined with division rival #Patriots lost the game? When asked if #Vikings fans are happy for the qb who led them to a 14-3 record last season, did an #AI in #Duluth instantly burst into tears? #hmm
February 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Did someone just post then delete on #TikTok that #AI was overheard telling pals during a tasty #Wendys luncheon that ex-#Patriots and ex-#Browns coach #BillBelichick was denied admission to the Hall of Fame was due to his failure to win a #SuperBowl during the 24 hours he was the #Jets head coach?
January 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Did someone just post then delete on #TikTok that #AI was overheard telling pals during a tasty #Wendys luncheon that ex-#Patriots and ex-#Browns coach #BillBelichick was denied admission to the Hall of Fame was due to his failure to win a #SuperBowl during the 24 hours he was the #Jets head coach?
Was a #Seattle based #AI heard in a pub hinting that the #BillBelichick #HallofFame snub’s part of #Patriots coach #MikeVrabel’s secret plan to divert attention away from his #Pats so they can prep in solitude for #SB60 vs #Seahawks. He’s playing #chess as social media plays #bingo?
#Genius #True?
#Genius #True?
January 29, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Was a #Seattle based #AI heard in a pub hinting that the #BillBelichick #HallofFame snub’s part of #Patriots coach #MikeVrabel’s secret plan to divert attention away from his #Pats so they can prep in solitude for #SB60 vs #Seahawks. He’s playing #chess as social media plays #bingo?
#Genius #True?
#Genius #True?
After outsmarting the #Rams, did #Seattle coach #MikeMacdonald just fool the #Patriots? The #TBD on the roster he just texted the #NFL + #Pats okayed, lists 1 spot #TBD. Is it a secret plan created by Mike + the #Seahawks #AI to use #Mariners #CalRaleigh, aka The Big Dumper on #SB60 tush-push plays?
January 28, 2026 at 12:52 AM
After outsmarting the #Rams, did #Seattle coach #MikeMacdonald just fool the #Patriots? The #TBD on the roster he just texted the #NFL + #Pats okayed, lists 1 spot #TBD. Is it a secret plan created by Mike + the #Seahawks #AI to use #Mariners #CalRaleigh, aka The Big Dumper on #SB60 tush-push plays?
Trying to force the #Giants to interview him for the job, is it true ex-#OleMiss + current #LSU coach #LaneKiffin is bringing his press agent, manicurist, stylist, photographer, #poet + #barber to intimidate ex-#Ravens boss #JohnHarbaugh, who is driving himself up I-95 + NJ Turnpike from #Baltimore?
January 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Trying to force the #Giants to interview him for the job, is it true ex-#OleMiss + current #LSU coach #LaneKiffin is bringing his press agent, manicurist, stylist, photographer, #poet + #barber to intimidate ex-#Ravens boss #JohnHarbaugh, who is driving himself up I-95 + NJ Turnpike from #Baltimore?
After some initial confusion at the seafood diner he was secretly eating at in #Baltimore, when the waiter asked if he wanted crabs to go, did ex-#OleMiss and now #LSU coach #LaneKiffin leave a big tip on his way to barging into #Ravens H.Q. to demand an interview for head coach? #True? #Yikes
January 8, 2026 at 12:49 AM
After some initial confusion at the seafood diner he was secretly eating at in #Baltimore, when the waiter asked if he wanted crabs to go, did ex-#OleMiss and now #LSU coach #LaneKiffin leave a big tip on his way to barging into #Ravens H.Q. to demand an interview for head coach? #True? #Yikes
Did ex-#OleMiss + now LSU coach #LaneKiffin just have #AI secretly hire a few feelers to find out if the #Ravens will ink him? Did #LSU assume when Lane insisted his contract allowed him to ‘stick a toe in the water,’ he meant enjoying the #Mississippi River, not coaching near #Baltimore Harbor?
January 7, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Did ex-#OleMiss + now LSU coach #LaneKiffin just have #AI secretly hire a few feelers to find out if the #Ravens will ink him? Did #LSU assume when Lane insisted his contract allowed him to ‘stick a toe in the water,’ he meant enjoying the #Mississippi River, not coaching near #Baltimore Harbor?
Did #AI just post on #TikTok they’re currently secretly consulting with a #mystery team + warned the owner not to be swayed by a G.M. candidate who boasts they can convince a backup player to take a 10% pay cut or be released as the best way to reshape a roster? #NFL? #MLB? #NBA? #NHL? #Huh?
#Enigma
#Enigma
December 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
During the #Indiana vs #OhioState game is a very big airplane flying coach #LaneKiffin’s stylist, manicurist, home designer, #publicist, #florist, office decorator + personal #AI to a mystery school’s football office to “just try it on for size” before buying out Coach K’s #LSU deal?
December 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
During the #Indiana vs #OhioState game is a very big airplane flying coach #LaneKiffin’s stylist, manicurist, home designer, #publicist, #florist, office decorator + personal #AI to a mystery school’s football office to “just try it on for size” before buying out Coach K’s #LSU deal?
Was the #IowaState #physics department phone ringing off the hook for hours due to #AI got tipsy and posted on #TikTok that football coach #MattCampbell left for #PennState is tied into #Einstein’s Theory of Relativity and it explains why the #Cyclones were inspired to whip #Purdue in #hoops today?
December 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Was the #IowaState #physics department phone ringing off the hook for hours due to #AI got tipsy and posted on #TikTok that football coach #MattCampbell left for #PennState is tied into #Einstein’s Theory of Relativity and it explains why the #Cyclones were inspired to whip #Purdue in #hoops today?
#Smart move by #Bears coach #BenJohnson in delaying practice today for 10 minutes so the entire squad including the team's #AI could take part in the ceremony officially designating the team as the #NFC’s top seed. After the photo op, it’s now full speed ahead for Sunday vs the #GreenBay #Packers.
December 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
#True?
Did #LSU coach #LaneKiffin just beg #AI to text #OleMiss to see if he could coach both teams next season? Hearing the rumor that he also approached the #Giants to be the skipper next year, was #Kiffin asked on #TikTok if he meant the #NFL or #MLB Giants, and Lane replied, “Both.” #Yikes
Did #LSU coach #LaneKiffin just beg #AI to text #OleMiss to see if he could coach both teams next season? Hearing the rumor that he also approached the #Giants to be the skipper next year, was #Kiffin asked on #TikTok if he meant the #NFL or #MLB Giants, and Lane replied, “Both.” #Yikes
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Did #AI just pinkie swear on its #podcast that tons of powerful #LSU alums now have buyer’s remorse and sent #LaneKiffin a #TikTok video offering to buy out his newly inked #LSU contract at the same time that a mystery school is texting his posse about hiring Lane away from the #Tigers? #wow
December 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Did #AI acting on a hunch + “going with a feeling in my gut” predict #OleMiss coach #LaneKiffin will accept the #LSU or #Florida #Gators job on Monday, cash the big check on Tuesday + if he doesn’t win a game in the 5 days after being hired, some alums will offer to buy out his new contract? #huh
November 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
With word of an #NBA approved #European hoops league, did #AI get tipsy after being over-served martinis and that explains why it came up with the team names: #London Broil, #Rome Gnomes, #Swiss Army Knives, #Vienna Sausages, #Holland Tunnel, #Greece Elbows, and #Bonn James Bonn? #hmm
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
It’s been kept hush-hush, but tonight #Dodgers hurler Yoshinobu #Yamamoto joins the #Lakers to face the #Hawks. #AI claims he’s good but can improve 3% on his footwork when at the left elbow on in-bounds passes + #Vlade #Guerrero Jr. debuts for the #Leafs vs #Bruins in #Toronto on power plays.
#huh
#huh
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Even though the #Knicks beat the #Cavs using 11 players, do ex-coach #TomThibodeau buffs defend his refusal to use a bunch of his bench by pointing to the success of #Maroon5, #FiveforFighting, The Fifth Dimension, The Dave Clark 5, #Hawaii Five-0, Movies: 9-to-5 and #Rocky 5? #Yikes
October 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Even though the #Knicks beat the #Cavs using 11 players, do ex-coach #TomThibodeau buffs defend his refusal to use a bunch of his bench by pointing to the success of #Maroon5, #FiveforFighting, The Fifth Dimension, The Dave Clark 5, #Hawaii Five-0, Movies: 9-to-5 and #Rocky 5? #Yikes
Are fans of former #Knicks head honcho #TomThibodeau claiming it must be a misprint and demanding a retraction because the in-game box score showed that with #MikeBrown at the helm, the #NYK have reached double-digits in the number of players used in the game against the #Cleveland #Cavs? #WoW #NBA
October 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Are fans of former #Knicks head honcho #TomThibodeau claiming it must be a misprint and demanding a retraction because the in-game box score showed that with #MikeBrown at the helm, the #NYK have reached double-digits in the number of players used in the game against the #Cleveland #Cavs? #WoW #NBA
If the #Browns beat the #Vikings in #London, was a #British #Brownsie fan going to petition #KingCharlesIII to immediately make qb #DillonGabriel a knight, until a #CaseWestern senior with a double-major in #AI and #PhysEd realized that the game was taking place in the daytime? #yikes
October 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If the #Browns beat the #Vikings in #London, was a #British #Brownsie fan going to petition #KingCharlesIII to immediately make qb #DillonGabriel a knight, until a #CaseWestern senior with a double-major in #AI and #PhysEd realized that the game was taking place in the daytime? #yikes
Were #golf buffs rowdy because #PGATour execs, who are unfamiliar with mass transit, and thinking there must be rules of decorum and #etiquette on #trains to serve as a guide, added a rider to the #RyderCup requiring fans to behave as if they were riding on the #subway to a #Yankees or #Mets game?
October 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Are #PGATour bigwigs trying to bar #AI from attending the #RyderCup after it had the temerity to tell pals that 1 big reason #TeamUSA is losing is because the Tour allows golfers to duck post-match interviews with the media and thus don’t have experience in dealing with adversity? #interesting
September 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Are #PGATour bigwigs trying to bar #AI from attending the #RyderCup after it had the temerity to tell pals that 1 big reason #TeamUSA is losing is because the Tour allows golfers to duck post-match interviews with the media and thus don’t have experience in dealing with adversity? #interesting
#RyderCup buffs angry at #RoryMcIlroy for cussing out fans need to recall a rumor that at St. Andrews, #BobbyJones spotted #Parliament dignitaries in the crowd talking loudly as he lined up his putt. After he flipped them the bird, the bird snatched away the powdered wigs on their heads. #wow
September 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
#RyderCup buffs angry at #RoryMcIlroy for cussing out fans need to recall a rumor that at St. Andrews, #BobbyJones spotted #Parliament dignitaries in the crowd talking loudly as he lined up his putt. After he flipped them the bird, the bird snatched away the powdered wigs on their heads. #wow
Were #PGATour execs “giddy” that the exit tunnel secretly built so stars like #RoryMcIlroy + others can avoid the media after the #RyderCup on Sunday worked well today during a test run? Alas, exiting the tunnel, were the testers klunked on the head by a big wave at #JonesBeach and swept away? #wow
September 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Were #PGATour execs “giddy” that the exit tunnel secretly built so stars like #RoryMcIlroy + others can avoid the media after the #RyderCup on Sunday worked well today during a test run? Alas, exiting the tunnel, were the testers klunked on the head by a big wave at #JonesBeach and swept away? #wow
Did ex-#Patriots #Jets #Browns coach try to get around #UNC requiring all new school hires to teach a class about a book by a foreign author, by holding a seminar on Jack #London’s ‘The Call of the Wild’, thinking it was about a crazed ref penalizing a false start in an #Eagles vs #Giants game? #wow
September 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Did ex-#Patriots #Jets #Browns coach try to get around #UNC requiring all new school hires to teach a class about a book by a foreign author, by holding a seminar on Jack #London’s ‘The Call of the Wild’, thinking it was about a crazed ref penalizing a false start in an #Eagles vs #Giants game? #wow
Was 1 reason boosters placed ex-#Browns #Jets #Patriots now #UNC head coach #BillBelichick’s name in the transfer portal, is that in prep for tonight’s game vs #Charlotte #49ers, Mr. Bill mistakenly studied tape of SF #Niners qb #BrockPurdy + ordered the team to fly into #SFO instead of #CLT? #wow
September 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Was 1 reason boosters placed ex-#Browns #Jets #Patriots now #UNC head coach #BillBelichick’s name in the transfer portal, is that in prep for tonight’s game vs #Charlotte #49ers, Mr. Bill mistakenly studied tape of SF #Niners qb #BrockPurdy + ordered the team to fly into #SFO instead of #CLT? #wow