Global TNW
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Global Thermonuclear War. “The only winning move is not to play.”
Sure that the Large Hadron Collider didn’t toss us all into an alternate timeline?
January 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Sure that the Large Hadron Collider didn’t toss us all into an alternate timeline?
Irrelevant aside:
Has anyone else ever wondered what kind of life that kid is going to have growing up with that name? He’s not in for an easy time.
Has anyone else ever wondered what kind of life that kid is going to have growing up with that name? He’s not in for an easy time.
January 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Irrelevant aside:
Has anyone else ever wondered what kind of life that kid is going to have growing up with that name? He’s not in for an easy time.
Has anyone else ever wondered what kind of life that kid is going to have growing up with that name? He’s not in for an easy time.
Don’t kill any more people than I did last year. Big ask, but I’ll work on it.
January 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Don’t kill any more people than I did last year. Big ask, but I’ll work on it.
The pepperoni distribution is somehow disturbing. As a service to internet nitpickers everywhere we’re going to have to take that off your hands and eat it to restore a sense of proportionality. Sorry, can’t be helped.
Happy new year. 😊🎊
Happy new year. 😊🎊
January 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The pepperoni distribution is somehow disturbing. As a service to internet nitpickers everywhere we’re going to have to take that off your hands and eat it to restore a sense of proportionality. Sorry, can’t be helped.
Happy new year. 😊🎊
Happy new year. 😊🎊
That sounds like really complicated attire. I’m looking at hospital scrubs on House and Scrubs and going “boy, I bet those babies are comfortable.”
December 19, 2024 at 1:34 AM
That sounds like really complicated attire. I’m looking at hospital scrubs on House and Scrubs and going “boy, I bet those babies are comfortable.”
…To get to the other side.
…Practice practice practice.
… that’s what SHE said.
…leave my personal life out of it and fix the damn thing.
Um… I give up. What’s the punchline?
…Practice practice practice.
… that’s what SHE said.
…leave my personal life out of it and fix the damn thing.
Um… I give up. What’s the punchline?
December 18, 2024 at 1:50 PM
…To get to the other side.
…Practice practice practice.
… that’s what SHE said.
…leave my personal life out of it and fix the damn thing.
Um… I give up. What’s the punchline?
…Practice practice practice.
… that’s what SHE said.
…leave my personal life out of it and fix the damn thing.
Um… I give up. What’s the punchline?
That’s not a real map picture. That’s a slice of bacon with an outline of the state of California superimposed over it. You just thought no one would look closely enough. That’s hilarious.
December 9, 2024 at 11:00 PM
That’s not a real map picture. That’s a slice of bacon with an outline of the state of California superimposed over it. You just thought no one would look closely enough. That’s hilarious.
No bee ever mistook me for a flower. Little bumbles are welcome to take a breather on my shoulder as they make their way to or from one, though.
December 8, 2024 at 11:50 PM
No bee ever mistook me for a flower. Little bumbles are welcome to take a breather on my shoulder as they make their way to or from one, though.
Beef Stroganoff is extremely simple, really tasty, and I haven’t had it in decades. You gave me a craving. I had to make it last night. Thanks.
December 8, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Beef Stroganoff is extremely simple, really tasty, and I haven’t had it in decades. You gave me a craving. I had to make it last night. Thanks.
A gunman walked into a school in California and shot two kids, 5 and 6. Do you hear anything about that? I had to dig and dig to find it because all of the focus is on this guy.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
California shooting suspect used fake story to gain access to school - BBC News
Two Kindergarten-aged children wounded in the shooting are in critical but stable condition, police say.
www.bbc.com
December 8, 2024 at 4:08 PM
A gunman walked into a school in California and shot two kids, 5 and 6. Do you hear anything about that? I had to dig and dig to find it because all of the focus is on this guy.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
“Adam ruins everything” put together a primer on why the American people on the whole aren’t outraged.
He didn’t know he was doing it, but he did.
youtu.be/CeDOQpfaUc8
This video needs to go viral.
He didn’t know he was doing it, but he did.
youtu.be/CeDOQpfaUc8
This video needs to go viral.
Adam Ruins Everything - The Real Reason Hospitals Are So Expensive | truTV
YouTube video by truTV
youtu.be
December 8, 2024 at 4:02 PM
“Adam ruins everything” put together a primer on why the American people on the whole aren’t outraged.
He didn’t know he was doing it, but he did.
youtu.be/CeDOQpfaUc8
This video needs to go viral.
He didn’t know he was doing it, but he did.
youtu.be/CeDOQpfaUc8
This video needs to go viral.
Huh? Thats tasty stuff, why wouldn’t they oh I see.
December 7, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Huh? Thats tasty stuff, why wouldn’t they oh I see.