Why doesn’t the flight attendant demonstration include tampering with or destroying lavatory smoke detectors

Aesthetic youth are throwing their large trousers over their shoulder like a continental soldier

Drinking oat milk to meet chicks

We’re born into a scene of violence

Why are you as a man shampooing your hair

A silent scream
Echoes
In the depths of
This black heart.

Birds in a Bush: 50% Off

Free pile of dirt. Dimensions are 8 x 8 x 6. Pick up only. First come first serve. Must take entire pile.

Toasters were a pretty garbage invention until sliced bread came along

🐾Who saved who?🐾

I was in danger of being euthanized by my parents before I adopted Scruffy. Scruffy taught me a sense of personal accountability that motivated me to find my own place and stop jacking off to Waluigi hentai all day. I guess you could say we were each other’s guardian angels.

Watching garbage tv in a hotel room is the same thrill as playing garbage flash games on a school computer

Pulling up to the new app on my beat-up huffy, shifting the toothpick in my mouth and popping the kickstand