I don't know why he still tries
ft. @dafreakech.bsky.social

We are venturing into inanimate tf territory

he had the limited edition blorbo shake

I have a disease

Guy I came up with a bit ago, gist is that he used to be the mascot for a fairly successful garden appliances brand until they replaced him with a much more "appealing" character. Now he's a bitter hose who wants nothing more than to take his anger out on others. I'm sure you can guess how.

I cant lie hes so fucking hot

blowback mountain

Belly gets bigger, ego gets smaller.

Close up shot of the face since bsky crunched the image quality

Commission for Anonymous
Guys I don't think OSHA is gonna like this
#inflation

fat ass clock sketch. try and chase people down like this you big snake

be sure to oviposit safely today

Damn and they're still trying to make him fatter

I need him.

Like DAMN!!! Did losing ur favorite clown hit you that hard???

I stg he's gotten fatter since the last time we've seen him

I'm on my way to ruin the show #cockpaperscissoring

Reposting this here from my twitter. Dude thought he could be Peter Rabbit!