imagine the president of the united states being mad at you personally
September 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
imagine the president of the united states being mad at you personally
I will not rest until I have sleepy peepies!
September 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I will not rest until I have sleepy peepies!
this apocalypse too shall pass
September 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
this apocalypse too shall pass
but my indignation is more righteous than yours!
September 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
but my indignation is more righteous than yours!
ignorance would be so blissful rn
August 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
ignorance would be so blissful rn
I don’t wanna have a stroke but at the same time I could use the time off
August 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I don’t wanna have a stroke but at the same time I could use the time off
someday my alcoholism will pay off
August 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
someday my alcoholism will pay off
but these laurels are so comfy
August 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
but these laurels are so comfy
what are we dreading today?
August 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
what are we dreading today?
the year is 2025. all scrolling is doomscrolling.
July 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
the year is 2025. all scrolling is doomscrolling.
life is fleeting until you’re on hold
July 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
life is fleeting until you’re on hold
apocellipsis - when it feels like the world just keeps ending…
July 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
apocellipsis - when it feels like the world just keeps ending…
less billionaires more chillionaires
July 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
less billionaires more chillionaires
I don’t have anyone left to complain to about my abandonment issues
July 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I don’t have anyone left to complain to about my abandonment issues
the horrors persist despite my eye rolls
July 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
the horrors persist despite my eye rolls
timesheets are receipts for how much of your life you’re wasting
July 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
timesheets are receipts for how much of your life you’re wasting
immortality must be so time consuming
July 23, 2025 at 4:46 AM
immortality must be so time consuming