Somehow, and I have no idea how, I'd heard about the whale before reading about it in a Dave Barry collection of his articles. By the time I even thought about looking up the video, it was easily found online, but apparently for years people were circulating the tapes, as it were

Eddie was being a weanus and refused to go with me so I was alone, pulled into an apartment parking lot to try to get GPS to work and one of RCPD's finest was immediately there, telling me to leave

Saw five more of the local constabulary on the way home 🙄

The thumbnail is not Pam, you have to scroll down to see her:

"Pam Maag, who set wheels in motion by forwarding a driving record, says she felt guilty when Joan Meyer died — but she doesn’t regret her actions. (Grace Hills/Kansas Reflector)"

I wasn't there but apparently the administration was begging Pam to stop telling everybody about this (there was at least one other guy "accused" but he recently died unexpectedly and I won't be naming him) and she wouldn't shut up about it. O'Leary quit but I don't know if it was cause and effect.

She said a science teacher named Michael O'Leary had told her he watched Eddie in the school bathrooms while he was peeing and had proof Eddie peed all over the floor

A girl named Sandy blurted out "O'Leary is watching kids pee?!" Absolute pandemonium.

Well that's revolting

Yeah I absolutely love your cut, I wish I was brave enough to get bangs like yours