Idk if I can deal with the next four years of my stomach in knots, fam

Can we take another whack at a US version of Taskmaster, but this time have it be Conan O'Brien and Andy Richter? @taskmaster.tv

Ok but how is @booker.senate.gov such a vastly better orator after standing and talking for 23 hours than I am on full sleep?

SHE FUCKING DID THAT

Every meal, without fail, Goose will start pity meowing at us because we won't let him eat Onion's food too. Pictured: the glutton himself

The worst: having motivation to be productive, but your body says no 🫠

I am so prepared to be completely wrong

I am convinced male au ra players do so because they want that snatched waist

I haven't seen anyone post pictures of their human children on here, and I think that's beautiful.

may your weekend be full of naps

Anyone else's cat just a reincarnated herding dog? Goose loves to herd us around by nipping our ankles. It's cute but bro has some sharp choppers 💀

Saw some others doing, so #promosky

video games: ffxiv, pokemon, animal crossing, beat saber

music: florence + the machine, taylor swift, lana del rey, will wood

media: ghibli, anime, musical theater, a24 horror, taskmaster, lotr

lifestyle: queer, audhd, homebody, 420, cats

💗 let's be friends!💗

Figured a cat pic would be a safe first post. Hello, meet Onion!