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The Whorl™️
@glitterati3a.myatproto.social
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Older than all of y’all. She/her.
I squeal about the child. A lot.
I also post pics of things (mostly plants, bugs, the odd mushroom, sometimes birds) I find on my walks.
Often sweary.
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glitterati3a.myatproto.social
Good morning, my beautiful Fae boy.
b&w full body 3/4 left profile low res grainy shot of the child for the Fits Best people, taken from above, in a rustic log cabin setting, sat sprawled on a leather sofa with a throw and cushions in what looks like Native American weaves, wearing white sneakers, (khaki) cargo pants, (orange) hoodie with white block print brand across the chest, right arm propped on the cushions, fitness tracker on his right wrist, what looks suspiciously like a Leica Minilux (how many Leica cameras does the little fucker have now?) dangling off his right hand, left arm resting on his thigh, hand hanging between his legs, head full of curls with a luxuriant curly mullet tilted slightly left, chin up, beautiful little face lifted towards the camera with one of his barely there LWJ little smiles, glorious eyes glowing with reflected light as they look into the lens, looking all soft and comfy despite the rustic setting, and damn me, the brands know what they have with the curls, and they are making the most of it. *sigh* Damn the child. #WYB
November 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
glitterati3a.myatproto.social
Fuckers making it sound like ‘set on fire’ and ‘man pours fluid on her and ignites it’ are totally coincidentally contiguous events, and the ‘set on fire’ bit was done by evil elves or destiny or summat.
Say the words, you bastards: man sets woman on fire by pouring fluid on it and igniting it.
FFS!
Woman set on fire on Chicago transit train after man pours fluid on her and ignites it The woman is in critical condition after getting into an altercation on the "L" trains system with a man,... nbcnews.to
November 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
glitterati3a.myatproto.social
Quite literally!
EXCLUSIVE ACCUWEATHER MINUTECAST® No precipitation for at least 60 min NOW -1° RealFeel° - 2° See 4 hours > Updated as of 22:54 GMT
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
glitterati3a.myatproto.social
Good morning, my beautiful Fae boy
b&w chest up left profile low res shot of the child from a 2017 J-Star event, sitting in the audience wearing a cheap-looking (grey) suit with notched lapels that pulls in all the wrong places, and a boutonnière of small (pink) tea rosebuds with what looks like gum leaves and (gold) curled ribbons, a white shirt with a pattern of tiny (grey) crosses, and two heavy hoops in his left ear, hair longish and layered, with light reddish brown highlights, styled messy, chin up, beautiful little face relaxed, both attentive (he is, after all, bestest boy) and a little spaced out (*cough* ADHD *cough*), glorious eyes fixed ahead towards the stage, a stray reflection making his right eye look like a cyborg’s, and despite the cyborg eye and the cheap-arse, ill fitting suit, looking too beautiful for words. *sigh* Damn the child. #WYB
November 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
glitterati3a.myatproto.social
Good morning, my beautiful Fae boy.
b&w sort of shins up left profile shot of the child from the 2023 Hubiao Awards ‘shoot, sitting on the floor of his hotel bedroom, for some reason, back against the bed, knees up, left arm resting on left knee, wearing a black Chanel jacket with a chequered white line pattern and random little white bobbles all over, two Chanel black fabric camellia brooches pinned to its left chest, one satiny, the other textured, a no doubt stupidly expensive low cut singlet with holes and tears (WHY??), a pair of (light blue) high waisted loose jeans, and a Chanel black bead string necklace with black and clear diamanté (or possibly diamonds) bobbles on the ends, tied in a knot, head tilted right and back, hair shortish and choppy, styled spiky and messy, beautiful little face soft, glorious, shiny eyes lifted, gorgeous eyelashes clearly visible despite the angle, unclear whether to look at someone in the room or just pensively spaced out, the photog and light tech reflected on them, and damn me if the little fucker doesn’t look good enough to eat. *sigh* Damn the child. #WYB
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
glitterati3a.myatproto.social
Good morning, my beautiful Fae boy.
b&w chest up shot of the child from the 2023 Hubiao Awards’ red carpet, wearing a lovely (from a distance) boxy Amiri short black jacket with a subtle jacquard motif and a square collar with a satiny stand collar insert, worn open, but which, on close inspection reveals seriously poor tailoring, uneven visible stitching that should have been invisible, facings for the invisible buttonholes that pull and gape open, uneven seams that do not quite match… and the insert is pilling like a motherfucker, which, unless it’s the actual fabric’s texture, ugh, just, no, and a pair of slimline trousers (mercifully out of frame) waaaay too short and totally the wrong shape for the jacket, which, why? especially when there was a pair of matching Amiri loose trousers right there for the taking, and i hope that stylist steps on Lego every day for the rest of their life, anyway, also wearing a bow tie-shaped diamond-encrusted Chanel brooch above the jacket’s chest pocket, standing stiff as a board doing his desultory little wave with his right hand, beautiful little face showing his usual enthusiasm for the red carpet ordeal, lips pressed together, showing masseter and jaw tension, glorious eyes side-eyeing something warily, with the sort of trepidation shown by hostages, possibly one of the red carpet hosts, or maybe one of the telephoto crazies, looking for all the world like he’s about to bolt and leg it out of there, bless the little fucker, and still looking so beautiful angels weep with envy at the sight of him. *sigh* Damn the child. #WYB
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
glitterati3a.myatproto.social
Spent half my evening making bobbles for my gorgeous new scarf.
A crochet scarf, about 1.5 foot wide, made of variegated wool in teals and golds and deep browns, with five 1.5 inch bobbles at each end.
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
glitterati3a.myatproto.social
Was going to go for a longish walk, but can’t seem to be able to gather any fucks.
Early DDU child in a declamatory pose superimposed on a fallow field and “behold the field in which i grow my fucks lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren” in vaguely gothic white script, a meme by K.
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
glitterati3a.myatproto.social
Good morning, my breathtakingly beautiful Fae boy.
b&w waist up 3/4 right profile low res shot of the child for Himalaya, wearing a short sleeved white shirt over a white tee, and an off white soft-looking cable knit jumper slung casually over his shoulders, holding a white kitty that looks totally blissed out as he pets it gently with his right hand, left arm held bent across his body so that the kitty can rest its chin comfortably on it (lucky kitty!), head tilted left and bent forward, medium long fringe flopping over, beautiful little face soft, glorious eyes lowered, fully focused on the cat, giving it all his attention, and we should all get ourselves someone who looks at us with the love and tenderness the little fucker bestows on small warm furry creatures, but also, there are two kitties in that pic. *sigh* Damn the child. #WYB
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
glitterati3a.myatproto.social
Good morning, my beautiful Fae boy.
(an abbreviated ALT, because this thing crashed on me after i wrote screeds, waxing lyrical about the ‘fir, and i’m not in the mood to start again) b&w hips up shot of the child behind the scenes on the set of HB, wearing *that* suit (WE WUZ ROBBED!!), arms behind his back, hair thoroughly mussed, head tilted left as he listens attentively to Director gege’s instructions, beautiful little face intense as he soaks it all in, looking too beautiful for words, despite the low res. *sigh* Damn the child. #WYB
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
glitterati3a.myatproto.social
Good morning, my beautiful Fae boy.
b&w almost waist up 3/4 right profile shot of the child from an HFP commercial, standing in the (fake) rain against a black background, in a plain white tee, soaked to the skin, head turned left and tilted left a little, longish (light brown) hair in his usual style but messy, lovely chaotic hairline not filled in (miracles to happen), the tips dripping water artfully, beautiful tanned little face covered in a sheen of water, drops running down his cheeks, making little runnels along his Side Fuzzies™️ and Neck Pelt™️, and making the soft wiry wet bristles of The Whorl™️ shine in the diffuse light bathing him from top right, the drips pooling in the hollow of his slender collarbone, a single fat drop dangling off the tip of his pointy chin, lips a little pouty and chapped despite the makeup, softly pressed together, glorious eyes outlined with the best, tightest tightlining in the business fixed longingly on something to his left and up, and i keep telling y’all, guy. with. a. watering. can. *sigh* Damn the child. #WYB
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
glitterati3a.myatproto.social
Autumn, innit.
Beautiful Cornus fren’s droopy pointy leaves in their hairy autumnal livery that runs the gamut from gold to deep rich glossy reddish brown on the edges, all through oranges and tans and reds and hot pinks and some maroons close to the edges.
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
glitterati3a.myatproto.social
Look, he’s just *that* beautiful.
And the little fucker knows it.
Close up of beautiful third eye corvid son, perched on the fence, beak tucked into his chest, the light catching the lovely blue iridescence on his throat feathers, cresting and somehow still managing to serve all kinds of winsome with those gorgeous coffee coloured eyes.
November 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
glitterati3a.myatproto.social
A visual.
Lord Byron in an Albanian costume by Thomas Philips.
November 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
glitterati3a.myatproto.social
Good morning, my beautiful Fae boy.
b&w full body really low res shot of the child from a Hey Idol ‘shoot, wearing white slides with, for some reason, white socks, wide-leg white jeans, a white croc people shirt with the brand name in huge script across the chest designed to look like an actual croc, and the safety pin earring in his left ear, sitting manspreading like a boss on a roof terrace’s railing, half a huge watermelon about half again as big as his head sat propped on his left thigh and held steady with his mahoosive left hand that makes the stupid watermelon look like a tea cup, as he hoes into it with a spoon, head tilted right and bent forward, longish (reddish) hair in an idol bowl style, but messy, beautiful little face showing intense concentration and commitment to the bit, bee-stung lips in a little pout, glorious eyes lowered, fixed on the prize, because despite his repeated assertions to the effect that he does not really care about food, we all know that the food-driven motherfucker is telling porkies, and we all have multiple receipts with photo and video evidence of his orgasmic utterances as he stuffs his face (with food, y’all pervs!) with dedication and visible relish. *sigh* Damn the child. #WYB
November 11, 2025 at 11:47 PM
glitterati3a.myatproto.social
Good morning, my beautiful Fae boy.
b&w full body 3/4 left profile shot of the child for HH, taken from below, wearing a (bright yellow and black) ski suit with a black inner shell, a backpack, snow gloves, presumably ski boots, skis, a black beanie and a helmet with snow goggles pulled up on it, standing at the edge of a snow slope, ski poles in hands, skis 1/3 over the edge, about to launch himself for a downward run, beautiful little face turned right, lops parted with teeth showing, glorious eyes fixed resolutely in the middle distance, master of all he surveys, and while i fully approve of brands paying him a fuckton to do all the things that make his little adrenaline junkie heart sing, i wish he would get himself a brand sponsorship contract for knitting supplies or other hobby supplies or something (*side-eyes Lego*). *sigh* Damn the child. #WYB
November 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
glitterati3a.myatproto.social
Good morning, my beautiful Fae boy
b&w chest upshot of the child for HK, in the softest-looking cream-coloured jumper that does wonders for those magnificent shoulders, a plain knit with a deep V filled in rib stitch, fastened to the right with buttons, grown out to form an open cowl neck, a white tee, the bone necklace, tucked inside the tee, and a pair of wire rim glasses that are actually quite nice, head tilted right a little, hair medium long with a sizeable mullet, styled boyfriend-messy, beautiful little face soft and winsome, wearing one of his crooked barely there little smiles that is only ever so slightly twatty, glorious bright eyes gazing softly and only ever so slightly twattily into the camera through the non-existing lenses, gorgeous eyelashes plainly visible despite the pic’s low res, and gods of little fishes, he looks so somft and cuddly and adorable, despite the twatty, it should be illegal. *sigh* Damn the child. #WYB
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
glitterati3a.myatproto.social
Good morning, my beautiful Fae boy.
b&w full body shot of the child in his tadpole phase in an early post-debut Happy Camp appearance, wearing black and white socks, black leather (PU?) skinny trousers with a thin leather belt, a white shirt with a black panel at the bottom to make it look like a low cut waistcoat, a natty little (grey) animal print bow tie, a (blue) bomber jacket with a two-way zipper, undone top and bottom, leaving only a couple of inches zipped in the middle, a head mic, and a bowler hat, attempting a side plank on a texture mat, the legs of three of his brothers behind him, propped up on his right hand, one of his brothers holding his raised left hand for balance, which is pulling him out of alignment, beautiful little face tense as he tries to hold the plank, glorious eyes bugging out a little, fixed on a point up and to his right, with a sizeable concentration blep, looking totally incongruous trying to plank in that get up, a foreshadowing of things to come *cough* DDU *cough. *sigh* Damn the child. #WYB
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
glitterati3a.myatproto.social
Good morning, my breathtakingly beautiful Fae boy.
b&w chest up left profile shot of the child from a H&S ad, with a bottle of product superimposed in the foreground, and brand graphics behind him, wearing a (blue) denim jacket over a white tee, making it look like a million dollars, head tilted right and forwards, showing off the sharp, elegant line of his jaw and his lively pointy chin, hair short back and sides with a hint of a minimullet, the top longish, parted sharply left and brillantined to within an inch of its life to lie perfectly flat and smooth on the left side of the ruler-straight parting, the right side in a semi-pompadour with a strand picked out and shaped to fall in a perfect arc to just brush his perfectly delineated right eyebrow (the left one is schmick too), right arm bent at the elbow, hand raised, slender fingers slightly curled in front of his beautiful little face, forefinger pressed against his brow, middle finger resting along the side of his magnificent nose, lips a little pouty, eyes downcast, soft-focused somewhere around his feet through the curtain of his gorgeous eyelashes, looking like a dream, too beautiful to be real. *sigh* Damn the child. #WYB
November 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
glitterati3a.myatproto.social
Good morning, my beautiful Fae boy.
b&w chest up right profile shot of the child, taken at the track, in his team’s ops room, during the Shanghai GT 8 hours, wearing a white mock turtle nomex top that does absolute wonders for his new climber’s shoulders, branded with his team’s and his personal logos, and a pair of pods in his ears so he can listen to the race, head tilted right and raised to look at the screens, long curls all nappy and matted from the humidity (and sweat) and from being tamed into the nomex balaclava, beautiful little face soft as he watches the race attentively with soft, glorious emoji eyes, showing off his magnificent impossible profile, and damn me, how does someone sweating through nomex in 32C heat and 80% humidity manage to look so ethereal and Fae and facemeltingly beautiful? HOW? *sigh* Damn the child. #WYB
November 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
glitterati3a.myatproto.social
*sigh*
This is a delightful development when i look at a post, it disappears and i get this instead.
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November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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😬
19:49 # Following Popular With Friends Private Boo ! Internal Server Error
November 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
glitterati3a.myatproto.social
And this at the bottom of the Following feed, only getting the last 11mins.
maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social • 11m delicious • Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.s... • 16m The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault. • • There was an issue fetching posts. Tap here to try again.
November 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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I’m getting this on all the feeds, both here and on blacksky web client.
OnlyPosts My Nebula+ My Galaxy + Discover Hmm, some kind of issue occurred when contacting the feed server. Please let the feed owner know about this issue. Message from server: could not resolve identity: did:web:feed.skygraph.art
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
glitterati3a.myatproto.social
GO TO YOUR ROOM!
RIGHT THIS MINUTE, YOUNG MAN!!
Close up of beautiful third eye son perched on a fence, neck stretched out, cresting like boss, beak open as he graacks furiously at one of his layabout teen offspring who was getting too close to the bounty area.
November 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM