Sam
@glitterandchaos.bsky.social
Est. 1991♏️
Wife since 2020
Mother since 2023
NoCo 🌄
Republicans don't like me. 🥰
Just a bookish lady with a shit attitude. 📚
Wife since 2020
Mother since 2023
NoCo 🌄
Republicans don't like me. 🥰
Just a bookish lady with a shit attitude. 📚
Is it weird to be aware that my children will have something that neither my husband or I had, which is full blooded siblings?
June 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Is it weird to be aware that my children will have something that neither my husband or I had, which is full blooded siblings?
I literally can't wait for my baby girl to be born. I'm getting thinking about having a newborn during Halloween.
June 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I literally can't wait for my baby girl to be born. I'm getting thinking about having a newborn during Halloween.
Me: *feels like I've been pregnant forever*
My pregnancy tracking app: You've been pregnant for 16 weeks.
😖
My pregnancy tracking app: You've been pregnant for 16 weeks.
😖
April 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Me: *feels like I've been pregnant forever*
My pregnancy tracking app: You've been pregnant for 16 weeks.
😖
My pregnancy tracking app: You've been pregnant for 16 weeks.
😖
Happy St. Patrick's Day from your, much cooler, Scottish-American friend.🍻
March 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Happy St. Patrick's Day from your, much cooler, Scottish-American friend.🍻
Idk why that is a priority right now.
March 11, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Idk why that is a priority right now.
The internet: Woooo SPRING FORWARD! 😄🌼🪺🩷
Me: Fuck off. 🖕🏻
Me: Fuck off. 🖕🏻
March 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The internet: Woooo SPRING FORWARD! 😄🌼🪺🩷
Me: Fuck off. 🖕🏻
Me: Fuck off. 🖕🏻
Same that season 2 of Severence is so boring.
March 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Same that season 2 of Severence is so boring.
Kinda underwhelmed by the 21 Days of Beauty sales at Ulta this round.
March 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Kinda underwhelmed by the 21 Days of Beauty sales at Ulta this round.
I did dishes, folded laundry, started another load of laundry, and started dinner, all while feeling like shit.
Go me. 🙃
Go me. 🙃
February 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I did dishes, folded laundry, started another load of laundry, and started dinner, all while feeling like shit.
Go me. 🙃
Go me. 🙃
I'm so sick of your random ass moods.
February 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I'm so sick of your random ass moods.
Even if someone knows how to cook, and cook well, the best thing to do for dinner is an bag of instant mashed potatoes, steam-in-bag microwave veggies, and pre-prepped meat that you just need to throw into the air fryer.
Easy. Fast. Stress free. Just season your food...don't be weird.
Easy. Fast. Stress free. Just season your food...don't be weird.
February 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Even if someone knows how to cook, and cook well, the best thing to do for dinner is an bag of instant mashed potatoes, steam-in-bag microwave veggies, and pre-prepped meat that you just need to throw into the air fryer.
Easy. Fast. Stress free. Just season your food...don't be weird.
Easy. Fast. Stress free. Just season your food...don't be weird.
I tried to wax my underarms myself. I regret that choice.
February 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I tried to wax my underarms myself. I regret that choice.
My child chose so much violence today, that I'm gonna eat taco bell in my fave pajamas and hope no one talks to me while I read at least one chapter of my book.
February 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My child chose so much violence today, that I'm gonna eat taco bell in my fave pajamas and hope no one talks to me while I read at least one chapter of my book.
I've got a friend from Florida and you can tell she's from Florida because her education has the worst gaps ever. Like...somebody help those kids.
February 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I've got a friend from Florida and you can tell she's from Florida because her education has the worst gaps ever. Like...somebody help those kids.
My tummy: I'm hungry
Me: THEN WHY ARE YOU REJECTING EVERYTHING I GIVE YOU?!
Me: THEN WHY ARE YOU REJECTING EVERYTHING I GIVE YOU?!
February 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My tummy: I'm hungry
Me: THEN WHY ARE YOU REJECTING EVERYTHING I GIVE YOU?!
Me: THEN WHY ARE YOU REJECTING EVERYTHING I GIVE YOU?!
I'd commit light murder for a doughnut.
February 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I'd commit light murder for a doughnut.
I just looked up my childhood home and it's so beautiful now. I'm glad the people that live there love it the way it truly deserved.
February 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I just looked up my childhood home and it's so beautiful now. I'm glad the people that live there love it the way it truly deserved.
My peak mental fuckery was the time I truly thought I wanted 4 children. That's a fat no.
February 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My peak mental fuckery was the time I truly thought I wanted 4 children. That's a fat no.
My corgi is with the vet and thank god I have my audiobook. I'm a little nervous.
January 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
My corgi is with the vet and thank god I have my audiobook. I'm a little nervous.
Istg some people really need reality checks.
January 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Istg some people really need reality checks.
Toddlers are wild.
What do you mean you're tired but don't wanna sleep?
What do you mean you're tired but don't wanna sleep?
January 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Toddlers are wild.
What do you mean you're tired but don't wanna sleep?
What do you mean you're tired but don't wanna sleep?
My toddler has decided she doesn't want her pasta, so I offered a PB&J..which she refused. Dinner for her might just be goldfish. Idk.😫
January 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My toddler has decided she doesn't want her pasta, so I offered a PB&J..which she refused. Dinner for her might just be goldfish. Idk.😫
I'm too excited for Onyx Storm ... but not so excited as to be a twat and try to steal/unethically purchase it before it's launch date.
#booksky
#booksky
January 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I'm too excited for Onyx Storm ... but not so excited as to be a twat and try to steal/unethically purchase it before it's launch date.
#booksky
#booksky
Did I eat a massive portion of kraft mac n cheese? Yes. Because I'm sick? Yes. Do I regret it? No. 🧀🤒
January 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Did I eat a massive portion of kraft mac n cheese? Yes. Because I'm sick? Yes. Do I regret it? No. 🧀🤒