Jess
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Great news! I have to miss most of the Caps game tonight.
November 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Great news! I have to miss most of the Caps game tonight.
Score a goal, you buttheads.
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Score a goal, you buttheads.
I believe that win was fueled by Dylan Strome's particular hatred for the Canes. What a prince.
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I believe that win was fueled by Dylan Strome's particular hatred for the Canes. What a prince.
I really respect the "I don't WANT to, but I will if I HAVE to" energy Thompson brought to that near goalie brawl.
November 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I really respect the "I don't WANT to, but I will if I HAVE to" energy Thompson brought to that near goalie brawl.
Very reluctantly switched from my Jane Eyre rewatch to the game. You're on a short leash, Caps. 😤
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Very reluctantly switched from my Jane Eyre rewatch to the game. You're on a short leash, Caps. 😤
I had a garbage week, have another garbage week ahead, and the goddamn internet just put some podcast bros in my face arguing Kucherov is the best Russian player of all time.
DO NOT TEST ME RIGHT NOW, INTERNET.
DO NOT TEST ME RIGHT NOW, INTERNET.
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I had a garbage week, have another garbage week ahead, and the goddamn internet just put some podcast bros in my face arguing Kucherov is the best Russian player of all time.
DO NOT TEST ME RIGHT NOW, INTERNET.
DO NOT TEST ME RIGHT NOW, INTERNET.
Ever watch a hockey game so boring you think "wow, this must be what it's like to not like hockey?"
Anyway, the Caps scored while I was typing this out.
Anyway, the Caps scored while I was typing this out.
October 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Ever watch a hockey game so boring you think "wow, this must be what it's like to not like hockey?"
Anyway, the Caps scored while I was typing this out.
Anyway, the Caps scored while I was typing this out.
I don't like to pass judgement on jerseys until I see them on the ice.
Can now confirm the new screaming eagle sweaters rock.
Can now confirm the new screaming eagle sweaters rock.
October 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I don't like to pass judgement on jerseys until I see them on the ice.
Can now confirm the new screaming eagle sweaters rock.
Can now confirm the new screaming eagle sweaters rock.
I don't know if that's a goal and I don't think they do either.
October 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I don't know if that's a goal and I don't think they do either.
I've got the heated blanket out. There's hockey on the TV. I haven't shaved my legs in two weeks.
Screw Summer. Fall forever. 🍂
Screw Summer. Fall forever. 🍂
October 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I've got the heated blanket out. There's hockey on the TV. I haven't shaved my legs in two weeks.
Screw Summer. Fall forever. 🍂
Screw Summer. Fall forever. 🍂
I look forward to years of giggling at giant Protas hugging teeny Cristall.
September 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I look forward to years of giggling at giant Protas hugging teeny Cristall.
I know it's just preseason, but Leonard just looks so much more confident out there. Could be an interesting season for #9.
September 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I know it's just preseason, but Leonard just looks so much more confident out there. Could be an interesting season for #9.
I love traveling, and I also love how much traveling makes me love coming home.
September 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I love traveling, and I also love how much traveling makes me love coming home.
I just heard an Audible commercial for romance books that included the phrase "find a book boyfriend tearing it up on the hockey field" and it's going to bother me for the rest of the day.
September 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I just heard an Audible commercial for romance books that included the phrase "find a book boyfriend tearing it up on the hockey field" and it's going to bother me for the rest of the day.
Here to report the musical has held up brilliantly even if the country it's based on... hasn't.
September 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Here to report the musical has held up brilliantly even if the country it's based on... hasn't.
While listening to all the rhetoric about DC today, please remember DC is a historically black-majority city with no voting representation in the federal government. It's also historically been reported as one of the cities with the highest % of LGBT+ adults in the country.
August 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
While listening to all the rhetoric about DC today, please remember DC is a historically black-majority city with no voting representation in the federal government. It's also historically been reported as one of the cities with the highest % of LGBT+ adults in the country.
Live dispatch from DC: it's dystopian as fuck out here.
June 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Live dispatch from DC: it's dystopian as fuck out here.
I appreciate that this is probably a huge longshot, but dear god I'd be insufferable if it did happen.
The Capitals are looking for some top-6 talent, and the Stars are reportedly shopping Robertson and others as they face a cap crunch.
Could the two teams be perfect trade partners this summer? Some analysis and a look at the situation, for DC Backcheck:
www.dcbackcheck.com/p/washington...
Could the two teams be perfect trade partners this summer? Some analysis and a look at the situation, for DC Backcheck:
www.dcbackcheck.com/p/washington...
Could Capitals & Stars Be Trade Partners This Summer With Dallas Reportedly Shopping Top Forwards?
Could the Capitals make a deal with Dallas to bring in some top-six talent?
www.dcbackcheck.com
June 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I appreciate that this is probably a huge longshot, but dear god I'd be insufferable if it did happen.
Tiny son is a treasure.
The rest of them are on probation.
The rest of them are on probation.
May 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Tiny son is a treasure.
The rest of them are on probation.
The rest of them are on probation.
The Minnesota Frost continue to prove my taste in women is far better than my taste in men.
May 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The Minnesota Frost continue to prove my taste in women is far better than my taste in men.
Not bad for a dude with two hips held together with duct tape and a dream.
May 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Not bad for a dude with two hips held together with duct tape and a dream.
TVR, my prince, that was beautiful stick work on that 2-on-1.
May 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
TVR, my prince, that was beautiful stick work on that 2-on-1.