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Scott Graham 🦋
@glimmertwintx.bsky.social
GenX high school teacher in Dallas.
Former corporate finance guy, bank examiner, waiter, fry cook, & truck stop fuel attendant.
Demócrata, hispanófilo, very amateur photog, full of HSOs (iykyk), Stones > Beatles
#HookEm🤘🏼, #LoveIsLove #ItsTheGuns
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We see what you did there, @npr.org.
October 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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August 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
guess who’s 82 today?
July 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
this is an actual @nytimes.com headline, not the pitch bot 🤦🏻‍♂️
June 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
filling up on some of that $1.99 тгцмр gas. So weird, looks like he might’ve put a tariff on that too. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
May 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
while making coffee this morning, this was the scene in my back yard . . .
May 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
when the lock isn’t a strong enough deterrent to entering . . . 👀
April 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
text STOP to opt out of war plan updates
March 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
seniors who don’t receive their Social Security payments are apparently fraudsters now in the new regime if they call and complain. These people have monthly bills, and they paid into SocSec their entire working lives.
March 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
All means all. Nothing more. And certainly nothing less.
March 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
anyone else still keep the retro Macintosh HD on their macOS desktop, even with Sequoia?
March 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
maximum tomato coverage . . .
March 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
тгцмр can be stopped today mismo. Alternatively, republicans can keep sitting there like Little Marco in yesterday’s ambush of Zelenskyy.
March 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Yosemite staffers hang distress flag off the side of El Capitán.
February 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Apple needs to add a message broadcast option to the Messages app. 
February 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I should be able to block all of these accounts en masse. Like actually, permanently block them. Not just “they can’t see or interact” with my posts.
January 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It’s easy: if the accounts look like this, you block. Also, if they look like they’d spend New Year’s Eve at MAL, block them.
January 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
not ONE of the four CFP teams who earned byes will be in the Final Four 👀
#HookEm 🤘🏼
January 3, 2025 at 12:50 AM
ok, how do you turn a corner in one of these GMC Hummers? Just travel sideways? This seems like a German grocery cart where all four wheels swivel.
January 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Texas Governor Greg Abbott offers his condolences to First Lady Rosalyn Carter 🤦🏻‍♂️
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December 30, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Barack Obama on the passing of President Carter:
December 29, 2024 at 10:52 PM
the storm moving through Texas and Oklahoma right now looks like South America. #TexasStorm
December 26, 2024 at 6:24 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 23, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Yay or Nay?
December 14, 2024 at 11:44 PM