"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"

"Is Musk speaking for Trump? In which case, the west is as good as dead." - terrific column by @edwardluce.bsky.social that gets right to the heart of why Musk is an unprecedented problem:

me: perfect, no notes
john cage: thank you

I am just asking the internet's antisemites to make up their minds about whether Bashar Assad or the guy who overthrew Bashar Assad is the Mossad mole.

The FT now has an official starter pack!

By far and away, my favourite thing about this spectacularly dumb post...

Is that that's THE MATTERHORN

Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The president-elect and his team have spent much of November baiting and trolling their opponents while throwing red meat to the MAGA faithful. But Americans shouldn’t fall for it this time.
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

Tulsi Gabbard’s actions over the past decade-defending Putin at every turn, blaming the U.S. for Putin’s invasion, opposing all sanctions on Russia, & endlessly parroting Russian propaganda-are the actions of a Russian asset.

She cannot be trusted with U.S. intelligence.

🎶 She wore an
Itsy bitsy teeny weeny…

My son’s just sent us a picture of a crow that attacked him. Sort of grabbed at his head. We asked him why he thinks it did it. His exact words:

“Maybe it was because i was admiring another crow”

Kyiv tonight

1000 candles for 1000 days of resistance, to honor the heroes of Ukraine

📷 @maria_avdv

El Greco walks into a bar and the barman says, Why the long faces?