Santa has got to be getting a little anxious at this time of the month

I told the barista my name is Star Wars!!

My fairy godmother has been in the bathroom for over an hour😬

I just found out Santa’s elves are Canadian!!

Well, we finally got the case in front of a judge. Next week I'll know definitively whether i can change my birthday from April to June

Havin a little sushi for breakfast (raw shreddies with milk dude)