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19 | mdni except for a select few
i love vox and eridan
me when someone asks what the lyrics to From Death Trap by Five Starcle Men are
January 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
cook aoty oh wait you already are
January 11, 2026 at 10:10 PM
A vs. Monkey Kong by A
January 11, 2026 at 10:08 PM
sobbing WHY did they add that
January 11, 2026 at 10:07 PM
they're ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■
January 10, 2026 at 1:38 AM
this is the best fucking thing i've seen in a WHILE
January 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Vox can never have one dick it's always two or zero but never one
January 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?"

I was close friends with the guy who made the Igor leak
January 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
when English isn't their first language so you know it's about to be the best shit ever 🤤
January 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
This is the humor of the future
January 7, 2026 at 8:27 PM
January 7, 2026 at 8:27 PM
yes
January 7, 2026 at 8:23 PM
for nye i got so high that i said this:

"uhh meimeiwagasimo daaa gasimo ama sembasembaga gaaa. hmm. gogasima. no. haha- maimaisemagana sema masemba sendanooo sembabawaaa. delsym. huh? aisemba tō e ashela maaatogo haha. maitoshela makela haaa. ish ma-ai a siiii. matiko mil asembo masembo wé?"
January 2, 2026 at 6:03 AM
129 /ref
December 29, 2025 at 9:49 PM
going to invent new genre of eldextrorawk
December 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
check out "It's Christmas* (*And You Know What That Means)" by All Things Holiday Sampler, absolute rawk
December 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
it's so peak..
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM