The Throat Capricorn
@glazemybeignet.bsky.social
It’s just me, myself, and my monstera
Well over 21 | NOLA ⚜️ | 🧸🫶🏽
RatedⓂ️ for Mature.
Well over 21 | NOLA ⚜️ | 🧸🫶🏽
RatedⓂ️ for Mature.
I left the door open and
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I left the door open and
Joe Buck and Troy Aikman on Monday Night Football
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Joe Buck and Troy Aikman on Monday Night Football
Like please don’t interrogate me 🤣
October 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Like please don’t interrogate me 🤣
When he got on them grey sweatpants and ain’t no bulge.
July 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
When he got on them grey sweatpants and ain’t no bulge.
I don’t usually fuck with no middle seats, but I will make an exception for 2. And for 7. 😜
July 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I don’t usually fuck with no middle seats, but I will make an exception for 2. And for 7. 😜
I wanna remake this
May 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I wanna remake this
Confusing the focus on cinematic mode is my hobby. #bigboybutt #humpday
May 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Confusing the focus on cinematic mode is my hobby. #bigboybutt #humpday
Before you ask I’m shaped like this
May 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Before you ask I’m shaped like this
Sleep with that thang on the pillow next to me cuz you never know what might jump off.
May 7, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Sleep with that thang on the pillow next to me cuz you never know what might jump off.
Call me Cordelia Cupp because I’m watching that bird.
April 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Call me Cordelia Cupp because I’m watching that bird.
My horny ass: why is he installing doors in a thong?
March 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My horny ass: why is he installing doors in a thong?
Title of my memoir. Coming to Audible soon.
March 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Title of my memoir. Coming to Audible soon.
Weirdest gloryhole ever
March 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Weirdest gloryhole ever
This is what y’all be putting in your delivery instructions?! Finna change mine to “doors unlocked. on my knees. pull out your tip if you want it sucked” 😭😭😭
March 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This is what y’all be putting in your delivery instructions?! Finna change mine to “doors unlocked. on my knees. pull out your tip if you want it sucked” 😭😭😭
March 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
This fine ass white daddy been in my dms for months and send prayers
March 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This fine ass white daddy been in my dms for months and send prayers
I know he done broke a couple sterna and a few backs in his day. (That 🍆 made a lil appearance too)
February 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I know he done broke a couple sterna and a few backs in his day. (That 🍆 made a lil appearance too)
New Drag Name just dropped.
February 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
New Drag Name just dropped.
Under my administration, verse people will be required to have two separate accounts on hookup apps.
February 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Under my administration, verse people will be required to have two separate accounts on hookup apps.
Three times a week for three weeks straight means he’s my man right? Right?
February 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Three times a week for three weeks straight means he’s my man right? Right?
A fragrance and a fact. Good morning
January 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
A fragrance and a fact. Good morning
Won’t you be my neighbor? 😜
January 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Won’t you be my neighbor? 😜
I wish I had someone to stretch me out this #WagonWednesday.
January 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I wish I had someone to stretch me out this #WagonWednesday.
Alright up and at em
January 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Alright up and at em