DS LaLonde
@glawackus.bsky.social
Author of A BLEAK REMEDY, A MULTITUDE OF MENACES, and THE ENTANGLED DRAGON. Writer of things. Speculative fiction. Horror. Urban fantasy.
This novella by @michaelshotter.com is a very quick and enjoyable read. Certainly worth checking out!!👇👇
January 14, 2026 at 2:11 AM
This novella by @michaelshotter.com is a very quick and enjoyable read. Certainly worth checking out!!👇👇
This is really dumb (on purpose) but surprisingly entertaining.
January 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
This is really dumb (on purpose) but surprisingly entertaining.
So, I’ve got this going for me …
December 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
So, I’ve got this going for me …
Your Favorite Scary Movie by Ashley Cullins
A great book for fans of the Scream movies.
Behind the scenes story of how the movies were made, with plenty of insights from the cast and crew. Super interesting.
A great book for fans of the Scream movies.
Behind the scenes story of how the movies were made, with plenty of insights from the cast and crew. Super interesting.
December 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Your Favorite Scary Movie by Ashley Cullins
A great book for fans of the Scream movies.
Behind the scenes story of how the movies were made, with plenty of insights from the cast and crew. Super interesting.
A great book for fans of the Scream movies.
Behind the scenes story of how the movies were made, with plenty of insights from the cast and crew. Super interesting.
We went to see Sisu: Road to Revenge today. Just like the first movie, this was highly entertaining. Sure some suspension of disbelief is in order, but that doesn’t detract from the fun.
It’s as if Wolverine was in a John Wick Mad Max western set around World War II.
It’s as if Wolverine was in a John Wick Mad Max western set around World War II.
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
We went to see Sisu: Road to Revenge today. Just like the first movie, this was highly entertaining. Sure some suspension of disbelief is in order, but that doesn’t detract from the fun.
It’s as if Wolverine was in a John Wick Mad Max western set around World War II.
It’s as if Wolverine was in a John Wick Mad Max western set around World War II.
They should show this movie every day from now to New Year’s, sorta like they do with Hocus Pocus in October.
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
They should show this movie every day from now to New Year’s, sorta like they do with Hocus Pocus in October.
Our new book, A Dark Whimsy, came out yesterday, opening as number 30 on Zon’s “Monster Horror” chart, right between Cassandra Khaw and Stephen King. It’s a good start in great company.
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Our new book, A Dark Whimsy, came out yesterday, opening as number 30 on Zon’s “Monster Horror” chart, right between Cassandra Khaw and Stephen King. It’s a good start in great company.
New book release!!
A Dark Whimsy is a contemporary dark fantasy tale of horror and magical realism set in the forest.
Tagline: Sometimes you should just stay out of the woods.
Please check it out!
Link in comments.
A Dark Whimsy is a contemporary dark fantasy tale of horror and magical realism set in the forest.
Tagline: Sometimes you should just stay out of the woods.
Please check it out!
Link in comments.
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
New book release!!
A Dark Whimsy is a contemporary dark fantasy tale of horror and magical realism set in the forest.
Tagline: Sometimes you should just stay out of the woods.
Please check it out!
Link in comments.
A Dark Whimsy is a contemporary dark fantasy tale of horror and magical realism set in the forest.
Tagline: Sometimes you should just stay out of the woods.
Please check it out!
Link in comments.
Releases this Thursday!
A Dark Whimsy.
Our contemporary dark fantasy tale of horror in the woods.
Preorders: a.co/d/eQio86j
A Dark Whimsy.
Our contemporary dark fantasy tale of horror in the woods.
Preorders: a.co/d/eQio86j
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Releases this Thursday!
A Dark Whimsy.
Our contemporary dark fantasy tale of horror in the woods.
Preorders: a.co/d/eQio86j
A Dark Whimsy.
Our contemporary dark fantasy tale of horror in the woods.
Preorders: a.co/d/eQio86j
I really enjoyed the new anthology edited by @coyhall.bsky.social
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
This World of Vile Wonder contains great stories by a talented bunch of authors. Definitely get yourself a copy!!
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
This World of Vile Wonder contains great stories by a talented bunch of authors. Definitely get yourself a copy!!
October 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I really enjoyed the new anthology edited by @coyhall.bsky.social
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
This World of Vile Wonder contains great stories by a talented bunch of authors. Definitely get yourself a copy!!
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
This World of Vile Wonder contains great stories by a talented bunch of authors. Definitely get yourself a copy!!
Cover reveal for A Dark Whimsy, our first standalone novel!
The fantastic cover art is by @egallagher.bsky.social
We’re very excited to bring you A Dark Whimsy, our tale of horror in the woods.
A Dark Whimsy releases on November 13.
Preorders opening soon!
The fantastic cover art is by @egallagher.bsky.social
We’re very excited to bring you A Dark Whimsy, our tale of horror in the woods.
A Dark Whimsy releases on November 13.
Preorders opening soon!
October 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Cover reveal for A Dark Whimsy, our first standalone novel!
The fantastic cover art is by @egallagher.bsky.social
We’re very excited to bring you A Dark Whimsy, our tale of horror in the woods.
A Dark Whimsy releases on November 13.
Preorders opening soon!
The fantastic cover art is by @egallagher.bsky.social
We’re very excited to bring you A Dark Whimsy, our tale of horror in the woods.
A Dark Whimsy releases on November 13.
Preorders opening soon!
Cover reveal for our first standalone novel coming very soon!
October 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Cover reveal for our first standalone novel coming very soon!
If you look very close and give it great consideration, you can perhaps pinpoint when Tor Nightfire added our Insta post to their story. It’s very subtle.
October 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If you look very close and give it great consideration, you can perhaps pinpoint when Tor Nightfire added our Insta post to their story. It’s very subtle.
Proof that processed-food fever dreams really can come true.
September 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Proof that processed-food fever dreams really can come true.
Went to Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament yesterday. Pretty cool.
August 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Went to Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament yesterday. Pretty cool.
Our newest treasure, procured at the Fairfax Comic Con. It’s been signed by the great Warwick Davis himself! 🍀🍀
August 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Our newest treasure, procured at the Fairfax Comic Con. It’s been signed by the great Warwick Davis himself! 🍀🍀
We had a fennec fox encounter last weekend.
Adorable.
Adorable.
July 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
We had a fennec fox encounter last weekend.
Adorable.
Adorable.
In West Virginia to visit the Mothman Museum this weekend. Very cool!
June 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
In West Virginia to visit the Mothman Museum this weekend. Very cool!
From here on out, I’m going to stick with my reviews being about this long.
Anyway, Zero Saints by @gabino.bsky.social is great.
Anyway, Zero Saints by @gabino.bsky.social is great.
June 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
From here on out, I’m going to stick with my reviews being about this long.
Anyway, Zero Saints by @gabino.bsky.social is great.
Anyway, Zero Saints by @gabino.bsky.social is great.
One of my books is currently next to one by Stephen Graham Jones on the ‘Zon horror ebook bestseller list, which is entirely fun.
June 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
One of my books is currently next to one by Stephen Graham Jones on the ‘Zon horror ebook bestseller list, which is entirely fun.
June 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This movie is wonderfully gory and surprisingly funny.
June 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This movie is wonderfully gory and surprisingly funny.
I write really longwinded fancy reviews sometimes:
June 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I write really longwinded fancy reviews sometimes:
Several years ago, definitely the fanciest place I’ve ever been.
June 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Several years ago, definitely the fanciest place I’ve ever been.