Glathgrundel
@glathgrundel.bsky.social
Surly curmudgeon, best avoided whilst intoxicated.
Vindictive gossip monger, recreational arsonist and spiteful nurser of petty grudges.
Kind to animals.
Vindictive gossip monger, recreational arsonist and spiteful nurser of petty grudges.
Kind to animals.
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Glathgrundel
@glathgrundel.bsky.social
· Jan 25
I'm really looking forward to developing Alzheimer's so I can put this whole thing behind me.
Breaking News: Trump to replace 'Hail to the Chief' with 'Sardaukar Throat Singing Chant' as the new personal anthem of the US President.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
August 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Breaking News: Trump to replace 'Hail to the Chief' with 'Sardaukar Throat Singing Chant' as the new personal anthem of the US President.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
All you Americans, sitting on the sidelines & waiting to see how it plays out ... a year from now, you'll be regretting not doing anything while you had the chance.
The time for action was a while back, but NOW is your LAST CHANCE to get off your lazy, complacent asses & save what's left of freedom
The time for action was a while back, but NOW is your LAST CHANCE to get off your lazy, complacent asses & save what's left of freedom
July 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
All you Americans, sitting on the sidelines & waiting to see how it plays out ... a year from now, you'll be regretting not doing anything while you had the chance.
The time for action was a while back, but NOW is your LAST CHANCE to get off your lazy, complacent asses & save what's left of freedom
The time for action was a while back, but NOW is your LAST CHANCE to get off your lazy, complacent asses & save what's left of freedom
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Who did this? 😂
April 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Who did this? 😂
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I think that when the next shipment of Teslas arrive in Britain, they should dump them in the harbour.
April 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I think that when the next shipment of Teslas arrive in Britain, they should dump them in the harbour.
... I'm just saying, it's not the WORST thing that could happen.
April 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
... I'm just saying, it's not the WORST thing that could happen.
If AI were to take control of human destiny, I would probably be OK with that.
Right now, we're a room full of kids playing with matches and paper ... having an adult walk in and take them from us, telling us it's time to brush our teeth and go to bed, would be GREAT.
Right now, we're a room full of kids playing with matches and paper ... having an adult walk in and take them from us, telling us it's time to brush our teeth and go to bed, would be GREAT.
April 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If AI were to take control of human destiny, I would probably be OK with that.
Right now, we're a room full of kids playing with matches and paper ... having an adult walk in and take them from us, telling us it's time to brush our teeth and go to bed, would be GREAT.
Right now, we're a room full of kids playing with matches and paper ... having an adult walk in and take them from us, telling us it's time to brush our teeth and go to bed, would be GREAT.
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Welcome to your new pension plan.
April 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Welcome to your new pension plan.
I restored a classic car.
I bought it cheap and spent four years getting it up to concourse condition.
I sold it to some asshole who thrashed it & trashed it in six months.
I know EXACTLY how Joe Biden is feeling right now.
I bought it cheap and spent four years getting it up to concourse condition.
I sold it to some asshole who thrashed it & trashed it in six months.
I know EXACTLY how Joe Biden is feeling right now.
April 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I restored a classic car.
I bought it cheap and spent four years getting it up to concourse condition.
I sold it to some asshole who thrashed it & trashed it in six months.
I know EXACTLY how Joe Biden is feeling right now.
I bought it cheap and spent four years getting it up to concourse condition.
I sold it to some asshole who thrashed it & trashed it in six months.
I know EXACTLY how Joe Biden is feeling right now.
Life is just pain and suffering ... which is why babies are born screaming.
April 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Life is just pain and suffering ... which is why babies are born screaming.
I think most Americans are OK with everything Trump is doing.
The fact that people aren't out on the streets EVERY NIGHT screaming & demanding accountability shows that it's all too much trouble.
I'm past reserving blame for the trump voters ... "I voted for Kamala" isn't enough, you passive slobs.
The fact that people aren't out on the streets EVERY NIGHT screaming & demanding accountability shows that it's all too much trouble.
I'm past reserving blame for the trump voters ... "I voted for Kamala" isn't enough, you passive slobs.
March 6, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I think most Americans are OK with everything Trump is doing.
The fact that people aren't out on the streets EVERY NIGHT screaming & demanding accountability shows that it's all too much trouble.
I'm past reserving blame for the trump voters ... "I voted for Kamala" isn't enough, you passive slobs.
The fact that people aren't out on the streets EVERY NIGHT screaming & demanding accountability shows that it's all too much trouble.
I'm past reserving blame for the trump voters ... "I voted for Kamala" isn't enough, you passive slobs.
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This is really well done
March 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
This is really well done
America thinks they are the Atreides, but they are the Harkonnens.
March 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
America thinks they are the Atreides, but they are the Harkonnens.
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I caught a squirrel having SEX with an acorn.
It was fucking nuts.
It was fucking nuts.
February 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I caught a squirrel having SEX with an acorn.
It was fucking nuts.
It was fucking nuts.
Despite her somewhat unrealistically optimistic assurances, the majority of people who met Vera Lynn did not in fact, meet her again.
I think that the vagueness of the arrangement, specifically the 'where' and 'when', are largely to blame.
'Some Sunny Day' just seems too imprecise.
I think that the vagueness of the arrangement, specifically the 'where' and 'when', are largely to blame.
'Some Sunny Day' just seems too imprecise.
February 8, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Despite her somewhat unrealistically optimistic assurances, the majority of people who met Vera Lynn did not in fact, meet her again.
I think that the vagueness of the arrangement, specifically the 'where' and 'when', are largely to blame.
'Some Sunny Day' just seems too imprecise.
I think that the vagueness of the arrangement, specifically the 'where' and 'when', are largely to blame.
'Some Sunny Day' just seems too imprecise.
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Stencil spotted in Launceston, Tasmania
February 5, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Stencil spotted in Launceston, Tasmania
I think the people who do product placement in movies missed a real opportunity with the Hulk's pants.
Those things could survive a nuclear explosion with only minor tearing around the cuffs.
I bought a cheaper pair from Kmart and my ass-crack was hanging out the first time I squatted.
Those things could survive a nuclear explosion with only minor tearing around the cuffs.
I bought a cheaper pair from Kmart and my ass-crack was hanging out the first time I squatted.
February 1, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I think the people who do product placement in movies missed a real opportunity with the Hulk's pants.
Those things could survive a nuclear explosion with only minor tearing around the cuffs.
I bought a cheaper pair from Kmart and my ass-crack was hanging out the first time I squatted.
Those things could survive a nuclear explosion with only minor tearing around the cuffs.
I bought a cheaper pair from Kmart and my ass-crack was hanging out the first time I squatted.
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We're at the point where if we were to walk into room with #LUIGI holding a gun on 'the richest man in the world' more than half of us would just turn around and close the door behind us.
January 29, 2025 at 6:33 AM
We're at the point where if we were to walk into room with #LUIGI holding a gun on 'the richest man in the world' more than half of us would just turn around and close the door behind us.
As this presidency enters its second week, The Purge seem less and less unreasonable.
January 29, 2025 at 6:36 AM
As this presidency enters its second week, The Purge seem less and less unreasonable.
We're at the point where if we were to walk into room with #LUIGI holding a gun on 'the richest man in the world' more than half of us would just turn around and close the door behind us.
January 29, 2025 at 6:33 AM
We're at the point where if we were to walk into room with #LUIGI holding a gun on 'the richest man in the world' more than half of us would just turn around and close the door behind us.
OK, new rule: those Americans who didn't bother to vote don't get to complain about everything that is going to happen to them.
You get NO sympathy.
Like Hispanics for Trump, farmers who don't have migrant workers, MAGA without health insurance. YOU caused this, now live with the consequence.
You get NO sympathy.
Like Hispanics for Trump, farmers who don't have migrant workers, MAGA without health insurance. YOU caused this, now live with the consequence.
January 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
OK, new rule: those Americans who didn't bother to vote don't get to complain about everything that is going to happen to them.
You get NO sympathy.
Like Hispanics for Trump, farmers who don't have migrant workers, MAGA without health insurance. YOU caused this, now live with the consequence.
You get NO sympathy.
Like Hispanics for Trump, farmers who don't have migrant workers, MAGA without health insurance. YOU caused this, now live with the consequence.