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Facebook refugee. Just sharing memes to get by.
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The legend goes that St Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I was thinking … that must be hard to put all the tiny seatbelts on all the snakes.
March 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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A cup of noodle with a lobster tail hanging over the side. Caption says “I wouldn’t tell anyone I won the lottery but there would be hints”
March 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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What looks like the cover of a children’s book. A blue background with a white girl with long blond hair wearing a sailor dress, holding a doll. In front of her are lollipops and sliced watermelon. Title says “Repressing murderous rage with sugar”
March 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Important sign
A huge rectangular metal pole in the middle of a store, with a yellow sign that says Caution Beware of Pole. (Seems like the poke is big enough that the sign is superfluous). To the left and right you can see shelves of products and a big red sign that says PHARMACY
March 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Happy March!
The character Lemon from 30 Rock saying “What a year huh”, second panel is the character Jack from 30 Rick saying “Lemon it’s March.”
March 1, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Picture of a guy sitting in what looks like a big soup pot, with a cash register in front of him. The caption says “His name is Stew. He is the soupervisor”
February 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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An old tweet from @OdedRechavi: How your email finds me: (a picture of a creature looking out of its shell with tall googly eyes, then in the second panel it shrinks back in its shell and pulls its stalks back in, looking suspicious
February 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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A spaced out looking old white dude banging a drum in an empty stadium. Caption says “That one molecule of serotonin trying to keep me going throughout the day”
February 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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An old tweet from @Mijel_Jollett Right now is so weird because it’s the apocalypse but you can get Starbucks
February 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Meme of the day:
An old tweet from @PatsATweetin: A picture of a crocodile that looks like it’s flattened against the ground. Caption: Please. My pancake. It is so mad.
February 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Meme of the day
A piece of paper that says Proof, in a chocolate pudding cup.
February 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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For my introvert friends
An old tweet from @decentbirthday: [first day in hell] hostess: welcome to hell, please take a seat waiter: *pouring wine* your steak will be out shortly sir me: wow this isn’t so bad group of waiters approaching in distance: happppppy bir-
February 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Meme of the day
An image of a sneaker made out of rice and raw fish. Caption says: “what’s wrong honey? you’ve barely touched your shoeshi …”
February 16, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Meme of the day
A bowl of goldfish crackers and ruffles potato chips, with a label in fancy script that says “fish and chips”
February 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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A line drawing of a messy person with a loose bun drinking coffee with lightning bolts around them. The caption says “That which guest kill me, only makes me weirder and harder to relate to”
February 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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A retail- looking decorative sign that’s supposed to say GLAM but has a kiss 💋 fur the A so it reads as GLOM
February 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Meme of the day
A Valentine’s card on a blue background with a ham and cheese hot picket pictured on the left, sliced open so you can see the inside. On the right it says “ur the hottest pocket” and has spaces m to write in “to:” and “from:”
February 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Meme of the day
A cat and a crow walking along a path side by side. The crow is saying “Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour Edgar Allen Poe?”
February 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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A picture of a city with tall buildings. A white bus is driving down the street on the left at the bottom. The bus is in front of a white building, so it looks like the bus is fourteen stories tall!
February 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Meme of the day
A cartoon - one snake approaches another snake. First snake says, what are you doing? Second snake says, I’m screaming into the void. In the third panel both snakes are screaming together
January 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Warning: do not open box of mealworms outside
A picture of a cardboard box labeled “Mealworm 5 kg”. There’s a big WARNING and an image of a stick figure freaking out next to an open box, tons of birds are descending all around the figure.
January 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Meme of the day - a little horse humor
A picture of George from Seinfeld approaching a white woman in a hallway. The caption at top says: “gelding nickers at mare”. The George character is saying “Goid morning” and the woman is saying “Go to hell”
January 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Meme of the day
A person tending a field of produce. There are big dark storm clouds rolling in from the distance. Caption over clouds says: “The world right now”. Caption over the person says “me still doing my silly little crafts to stay sane”
January 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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A drawing of a 3.5 floppy disk. Caption says “Floppy disk are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving”
January 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Meme of the day
A comic from @that_doodleguy: First panel is a drawing a a warthog saying “feeling down?” Second panel is a drawing of the same warthog, from the side, with yellow flowers at the bottom, it is saying “run through the flowers” Third panel is a drawing of the warthog with eyes closed and smiling, pollen on its head, saying “feel like a princess” Fourth panel is a photo of an actual warthog, running through yellow flowers with pollen on its head, looking delighted
January 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM