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July 18, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Sure, if you got the power to control metal or fly. Less so if you got the power to kill everything you touch.
May 19, 2024 at 5:44 AM
They used to be wolves
May 18, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Why not use the resources at your local library to learn the language of a country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the U.S.? For non-fraud reasons
May 16, 2024 at 7:28 PM
“If you should require any apparel or simply wish, as I do, for a bit of enjoyable company 👀👅💦now and then, I'm at your disposal, Doctor.” —Actual Garak quote
May 14, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Worm: Would you still love me if I ate part of your brain and died?
May 10, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Like half of them are just the northern cardinal
May 6, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Happy. In his lane. Focused. Flourishing.
May 6, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Good luck, TT
May 5, 2024 at 10:00 AM
It’s what the Romans would have wanted
May 4, 2024 at 10:21 PM
You can tell their cooking videos were made for people who can’t cook because the food always looks like shit. That’s not how bread dough is supposed to look.
May 3, 2024 at 12:31 AM
The Ammonite of Amigara Fault
May 2, 2024 at 4:57 AM
He may have gotten Bush elected, but he did make cars safer. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unsafe_...
Unsafe at Any Speed: The Designed-In Dangers of the American Automobile - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
May 2, 2024 at 4:50 AM
On my Internet, the only way to reach new sites will be by physically typing in the address or navigating a web ring
May 2, 2024 at 3:07 AM
If you miss all the shots you take, you can just be a goalie.
May 1, 2024 at 5:43 AM
Classic case of taking it two or more shifts at a time.
April 29, 2024 at 11:22 PM
Become an enforcer
April 29, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Yeah, but they did it in a filler episode
Noncanonical GIF
ALT: Noncanonical GIF
media.tenor.com
April 27, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Given that Tenpenny immigrated from the U.K. to the Capital Wasteland for better opportunities, the U.K. might actually be in even worse shape than the U.S. in the Fallout universe.
April 27, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Why do you think it took him 17 years to research Bilbo’s ring?
April 25, 2024 at 10:56 PM
What Alito should be asking is, “if the President has absolute immunity, am I in Seal Team Six-ing distance?”
April 25, 2024 at 9:37 PM
If the ruling is for absolute immunity, Biden could “reboot” the Court with extreme prejudice. I think the President being able to… bring a Justice’s term to an end, shall we say, undermines the separation of powers but I guess that’s why I’m not on the Court.
April 25, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Instead of “skeets,” we should call them biskys.
April 19, 2024 at 8:09 PM
My western prejudice is that you need to be at least 60,000 square miles to be a real state.
April 19, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Data was a great rapper. “Ode to Spot” was lit.
April 18, 2024 at 6:46 AM