Excellent. I'll take a dozen!

Heh. Thanks again for these!

Sapphire dragon, golden gryphon queen/king, eclipse dragoness

Heh. Convenient serving size.

I may have read "she promises not to hot dog too much" instead

🤞

I live in Canada and can confirm you have an Idiocracy.
He's slapping tariffs on countries who don't kiss his ass like Mexico and the UK are.

DM, I would like to RAAAAAGE!
...Ha! Should've seen the look on your face!

Thanks a bunch for this!

Your DMs are closed =P

Supposed to be a GIF, darn it

Will these do?

What's the secret seasoning? 👀
A spice grated on top or protein powder perhaps?

I've been told I have a... pleasant smile.
🎨: MRLFRK

I'd totally go halfsies on the picture if you went ahead with it!

Might be a little bit too big for a suggestion, but I can totally picture fantasy/D&D setting Tal and Kesh set up outside a small town. Tal's belly is full and she's stuffing people into a concerned Kesh's dick while she (maybe unconvincingly) reassures him, "don't worry! They're, uh... cultists!"