noooo ryan is gone?! i hate the dude but he was a very good villain

this is the first season of master chef i've ever seen, but i can't imagine the other seasons could beat this one tbh

christine is incredibly likeable. she's an ultra underdog, but also she is humble and incredibly intelligent and talented

ryan gave his bff, tali, live crab to give him the edge, but tali is a moron who can't cook so he fucked it up horribly

ryan had the choice to give people canned or live crab and he chose to give christine, the blind woman, a live crab to fuck her over lol. it very much is ryan the antagonist and christine the protagonist

this season is just the christine season. it's very much like EVERYONE SHUT UP it's christine's turn. ryan as a heel is fun, hate the guy but villains make things more interesting

omg gordon is so freaking sweet... there's a blind chef and he's taking the time to describe what her pie looks like to her. he scraped the top of the crust so she could hear what it sounds like

lemon meringue, cherry pie, key lime pie, apple pie go to hell

it just tastes like something tart with sugar!! tart is my mortal enemy

"oh the tartness balances out the sweetness!" no it doesn't. they're all too damn tart. they taste like granny smith apples.

it's not that the marines don't understand fine dining it's about hearty fare that replenishes depleted calories

oh my god if you know you are serving 201 marines who just came back from an exercise why would you choose to serve grilled chicken and pasta salad lmao. of course the team serving bbq pork and potatoes is going to win

i'm not trying to be an asshole, but this guy refused to call me on the callbox and it's way faster than waiting for me to go down several flights of stairs to open the door for him. also i'm sick