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Glampa
@glampa.bsky.social
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(He/Him) Hippy-dippy artsy-fartsy bleeding-heart liberal retired boomer with a passion for piano, harpsichord, and pipe organ. Hobbies: naturism, piano, bodypainting, Burning Man & regionals, artificial life, & massage. Nerdy & woke AF. NSFW at times.
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Surely, Bill did not have sexual relations with that man!
1: Photo of DJT saying, I'm gonna drain the swamp! 2: Photo of Bill Clinton labeled: The Swamp It's a joke about the latest Epstein email find suggesting that DJT blew Clinton. Photo of Bill Clinton sitting at a desk, presumably with Monica Lewinski out of sight. Original caption: The current generation probably doesn't even know that there are two people in this picture. Superimposed caption: The Epstein emails bring new possibilities to this old meme... The image is a screenshot of an email chain from March 2018 discussing political topics and personal updates. The emails are primarily between "Mark L. Epstein" and "jeffrey E." (jeevacation@gmail.com). Topics include casual greetings, mentions of political figures like "Donnie," "Bannon," "Putin," and "Trump." One email includes a highlighted question: "Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?". The email chain uses informal language and references the movie "Get Hard" and the Yiddish word "tsuris" (troubles).
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Mamdani is going to implement Shakira law. Hips don't lie, but the establishment does.
Shakira as the Statue of Liberty.
November 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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The image is a political cartoon by Mike Luckovich, an editorial cartoonist for The Atlanta Journal-Constitution. The cartoon depicts an ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) agent holding a color chart (white to brown) and comparing a small child's color to the chart.
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Vance is describing the size while Johnson is remembering the taste.
November 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Dems: We'll vote for a budget if you let sick people go to the doctor. Republicans: Let us take doctors away from sick people or we're gonna take food away from poor families. #shutdown2025
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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I'M INSPECTING YOUR GENITALS TO PROTECT YOU FROM ABUSE. REPUBLICAN ANTI-TRANS LOGIC
October 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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This image is a political meme featuring a photoshopped image of Donald Trump as a child sitting in a bathroom with scribbles on the walls. A speech bubble above him reads, "It was the Democrats." The meme is a satirical commentary on political rhetoric.
October 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Vance is describing the size while Johnson is remembering the taste.
October 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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This is a political cartoon by Cavan, dated 2020. The cartoon depicts a person in tactical gear, lying on a psychoanalyst's couch. The psychoanalyst asks, "Tell me, is antifa in the room right now?".
October 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."
October 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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I put a fried egg on my Croque Monsieur to make it a Croque Madame, and now JK Rowling is outside my house shouting at me.
October 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Hitler Urged for Nobel Peace Prize STOCKHOLM, Jan, 28-Reichs-fuehrer Adolf Hitler Saturday was. proposed as recipient of the Nobel peace prize for 1938, Senator Brandt. a member of the Social Democratic party, recom-mended that the Nobel committee of the Norwegian Parliament accord this signal honor to the fuehrer. His proposal apparently based on the part played by Hitler in convocation of the Munich four-power conference during the Cze cho-Slovak crisis.
October 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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The image is a stylized poster featuring a frog wearing a star-spangled bandana. It is a parody of the "Hope" poster for Barack Obama's 2008 presidential campaign, with the word "HOPE" replaced by "HOP."
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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The Portland frog should have won the Nobel Peace Prize.
The image shows a parody logo for "AMPHIFA: Amphibians Against Fascism." It uses a frog holding a flag with the antifascist symbol, which is a circle with two flags inside. The design is a play on the name "Antifa," which is short for "anti-fascist."
October 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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"Trans rights are human rights" In Loving Memory Charlie Kirk 1993-2025
September 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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NYT: These guys don't know their right from their left. The vast majority of US political terrorists are right wing MAGA types, including Mr. Kirk's attacker.

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/u...
The White House and President Trump's allies suggested that he was part of a coordinated movement that was fomenting violence against conservatives without presenting evidence that such a network existed. America has seen a wave of violence across the political spectrum, targeting Democrats and Republicans. The graph for extremist related killings in the US by perpetrator affiliation (2013-2022) shows 75% committed by right wing extremists. Poll: Do Americans have to resort to violence to get the country back on track? 87% of Democrats say NO! 28% of Republicans say YES! Two flowcharts: Left wing politicians: If political violence, condemn it. Right wing politicians: If political violence is against the left, ignore it or make fun of/blame the victims, raise funds to help the criminals. If it's against the right, lower flags to half staff, call for the wiping out of the entire left side. This is meant to be humorous, but we have also seen it to be true.
September 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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SMBC!
AI Overview This is a comic strip from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (SMBC) by Zach Weinersmith. It humorously depicts a debate among famous authors and thinkers about whose widely cited book is least actually read: James Joyce claims his novel Ulysses holds this distinction. Stephen Hawking challenges this, asserting his book A Brief History of Time is more widely cited but less read. Immanuel Kant attempts to join the discussion, implying his philosophical work A Critique of Pure Reason is also in this category. The final panel reveals the Bible as the ultimate "winner" in this ironic contest, suggesting it is the most widely cited book that few have read in its entirety.
September 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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There are ways to resolve confrontations without firing a gun.
A naked man broke into my house last night. I didn't shoot him; I just put the red laser dot on his dick. My three cats did the rest.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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It's time for some nerdy comic relief:
In biology, measuring reptile and amphibian length is typically done "snout-to-vent" meaning tip of nostril to cloaca. I propose that we rename it "booper-to-pooper." Thank you for your time.
September 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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This image presents a satirical flowchart contrasting the perceived responses of left-wing and right-wing politicians to political violence. Left-Wing Politicians: The flowchart suggests that left-wing politicians universally condemn political violence. Right-Wing Politicians: Their response to political violence is depicted as dependent on whether the violence is directed against "the left" or "the right". Violence Against the Left (by Right-Wing): The flowchart claims right-wing politicians would "ignore it or make fun of/blame the victims, raise funds to help the criminals". Violence Against the Right (by Right-Wing): The flowchart suggests right-wing politicians would "lower flags to half-staff, call for the wiping out of the entire left side".
September 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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I'm not sure this would work with military vehicles, but I'd like to see this everywhere ICE unmarked vans show up.
Chicago PD should be instructed to pull over every vehicle carrying Nation Guardsmen, or ICE, or HSI into town. Ask for photo id from each, ask that they pull down masks (when necessay) to verify an id match. After each person hands over id, walk back to their radio, and ask for a background check. One at a time. When complete, ask if there are weapons in the vehicle. If so, check that the person has a permit. Do this every day that Trump tries to send military/paramilitary into the city.
September 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Thus sayeth American Jesus:
God said only care for people that are born on a certain side of this imaginary line. If they are from the wrong side it's ok to be cruel and mean to them. You can even let them starve. You should only care about people on your own side of the imaginary line. Even if you told them it was ok to cross over the line, as a Christian you reserve the right to change your mind and even harm them in the process of kicking them back over the line.
September 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Presenting the world's tiniest violin under an electron microscope.
Electron microscope view of world's smallest violin.
September 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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This image is a political cartoon by Pedro Molina, published by the Tribune Content Agency. The cartoon depicts a woman, representing "EPSTEIN'S VICTIMS," with her mouth bound by cables, while microphones are set up in front of a sign labeled "EPSTEIN'S ACCOMPLICES".
September 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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House Speaker Mike Johnson announces that male Republicans neutered by Donald Trump may continue to use the men's bathrooms.
September 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM