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Glaivecar
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It's cold today, who wants to come lay in the flowerbed with me to keep warm
Photo of me laying naked in bed with the sheets pushed below my waist Photo of me laying naked in bed with the sheets pushed below my waist
December 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Looked so yummy I served it up proper for you 🤤
Dogboy's Sunday soft serve cock all dressed up in a badly drawn waffle cone, whipped cream, and a cherry on top
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Look what I just found out I can do 🐻🫨
November 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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*400 mods deep in Skyrim and growing* 😅
Picture of me sitting at my desk in my underwear
November 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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That being said,
Screenshot of a webcomic signed "E⭐E 2012" (I tried googling it real quick and could not find the artist). Two people are sitting in bed. Person 1 is sitting on top of the blankets with a laptop on their lap. Person 2, is sitting under the blankets, holding the blankets over their mouth looking frightened. Person 2: Ugh Person 1: Wha? P2: You undies. They *scare* me, take them off! They smirk at each other
October 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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They might just be everyday boxerbriefs but I haven't bought myself new underwear in a long time and I feel like showing off 🐻😜
Photo of me standing in front of my mirror wearing a pair of gray boxerbriefs Photo of me in the mirror sitting on my bed wearing just a pair of gray boxerbriefs, legs spread and cupping my junk with one hand Photo of me standing in front of the mirror wearing just a pair of gray boxerbriefs, twisting my body to take a picture so you can see my butt
October 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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I'm glad bluesky has an actual block function but I'm also always so curious when I see things like this
Screenshot of my feed with two posts from @adamantyves where she is replying to sometime I've blocked
September 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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One of my favorite nudes from the archive
Picture of me laying in bed, I'm holding my shirt up to show my hairy chest and big belly, and I'm not wearing any underwear so you can see my soft cock and thick thighs
July 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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And pt2
Go back to your lists from the home menu Select your new list and click pin to home Scroll through your feeds/lists from the home feed
July 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Picture guide pt1! Create a list, add users to the list, add the just to your home page
Open the home screen menu Click lists, and create a new list Go to users' profiles and click the three dots Click add to lists, add then to your new list
July 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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🥚🥚😈
Picture of me holding my balls for you to suck on
July 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Like,
Screenshot of my feed, top post asks is it testicle Tuesday, bottom post says it's testicle Tuesday and shows balls
July 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Update! Took me a while to get one of the search ones, they now have one (1) result
Screenshot of the sniffies app, a chat log with a robot phishing scam Screenshot of Google results for the search term given to me by the phishing bot, turning up exactly one search result to a very obvious scam website
July 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Post-shower pic, air drying under the ceiling fan. Seeking validation because men keep ghosting me 🫠
Top-down view of me sitting naked
June 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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It burned way too easily. This was mostly for fun since I had already decided I wasn't going to keep it, but I was surprised
June 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Because this is what I got. Completely different color which I honestly don't care about, but no balls and no suction cup. The entire thing looks cheaply made, you can see where the material oozed out of the mold and wasn't cleaned up, scuffed and scuffed and even nicked in a couple places
Photo of the one dollar dildo shaft, focusing on a piece of the shaft where it looks like the skin texture has been smudged Photo of the one dollar dildo shaft, focusing on a small cut in the shaft with a piece of rubber dangling loose Photo of the underside of the one dollar dildo base, taken at an angle, with bits of loose rubber stuck to it Photo of the underside of the one dollar dildo base. The base is flat and has no suction cup like the picture on the shop
June 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Screenshots of the store page for this thing, mostly so you can see what it was supposed to look like: a thick 7-inch dildo with balls and a large suction cup base
Screenshot 1 of 4 of the one dollar dildo store page, showing a picture of a large black dildo with balls and a large, half-sphere suction cup at the base. "HOME > ***ONLY $1***THE 7 INCH DILDO WITH BALLS 7 INCH DILDO WITH BALLS ONLY $1 OVER $35 VALUE ONLY $1 ***ONLY $1***THE 7 INCH DILDO WITH BALLS SKU: DG-09-0439-20" Screenshot 2 of 4 of the one dollar dildo store page "SKU: DG-09-0439-20 $36.99 $1.00 Midnight Fantasy Dildo - Pride Edition ADD TO CART BUNDLE WITH THIS 17oz Relax Lightly Desensitizing Anal Lube $25.18 21% MIDNIGHT FANTASY DILDO - PRIDE EDITION Key Features: Enhanced Rubber: Enjoy phthalate-free, latex-free, body-safe rubber that's firm yet flexible for intense satisfaction. Realistic Look and Feel: A bold, sculpted shaft with a pronounced mushroom tip, veiny texture, and defined balls make this dildo look and feel like the real thing." Screenshot 3 of 4 of the one dollar dildo store page "MIDNIGHT FANTASY DILDO - PRIDE EDITION Key Features: Enhanced Rubber: Enjoy phthalate-free, latex-free, body-safe rubber that's firm yet flexible for intense satisfaction. Realistic Look and Feel: A bold, sculpted Flexible and Firm: The shaft shaft flexes to match shaft with a pronounced mushroom tip, veiny texture, and defined balls make this dildo look and feel like the real thing. Suction Cup Base: Secure the base to any flat surface and ride hands-free in your favorite position. your movements but stays firm enough to deliver that deep, satisfying pressure. Pride season, celebrate your freedom to play way with a bold, black beauty designed to fill you up and stretch you wide-without stretching your wallet! The Midnight Fantasy Dildo is all about intensity, from its lifelike design to its thick girth and suction cup base. Whether you're indulging solo or adding it to a scene, this 8-inch monster is firm, flexible, and built for pleasure. Slick it up with water-based lube and dive deep into your fantasies, one bounce at a time. For just $1, it's the ultimate way to treat yourself and show your Pride! ADD TO CART" Screenshot 4 of 4 of the one dollar dildo store page. "your movements but stays firm enough to deliver that deep, satisfying pressure This Pride season, celebrate your freedom to play your way with a bold, black beauty designed to fill you up and stretch you wide-without stretching your wallet! The Midnight Fantasy Dildo is all about intensity, from its lifelike design to its thick girth and suction cup base. Whether you're indulging solo or adding it to a scene, this 8-inch monster is firm, flexible, and built for pleasure Slick it up with water-based lube and dive deep into your fantasies, one bounce at a time. For just 's the ultimate way to treat yourself and show vour Pride! MIDNIGHT FANTASY DILDO SPECS: Measurements: hes in Total Length 6 inches Insertable Length 1.75 inches at Narrowest Diameter 2 inches at Widest Diameter Materials: Rubber Color: Midnight Black Note: Use only with water-based lubricants for best results. ADD TO CART"
June 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Saw it in an ad on Recon, and I needed an enema bulb so I thought I'd throw it in the cart too
Screenshot of the home screen in the hookup app Recon, with an ad for a pride month deal $1 dildo. The ad reads in full (copied using Google Lens): "Real feel, real deal-snag it now for $1! BOYZSHOP [Sponsored] Sun 07:04 BOY SHOP 7 INCH DILDO WITH BALLS ONLY $1 Celebrate Pride with bold design, lifelike texture, and toe-curling pleasure. Don't wait-stock is limited!"
June 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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It was a dollar so I gave it a try but wow this thing is cheap
Screenshot of a post I made on Twitter because I was prompted to after leaving a review on a pride month promotional $1 dildo. The post reads in full "I just wrote a review on ***Only $1***The 7 Inch Dildo with Balls yotpo.com/2yQ44zf2 via @yotpo Lol it's a terrible dildo, not even worth the dollar"
June 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Yup 😊
A close-up picture of my face with a Snapchat filter that adds a sticky note to my forehead that reads "DUMB ❤️"
February 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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The Taurus of the test results I bet 🍊

iseej.github.io/LovePawsona/
My results for the "Love Pawsona" test: Capybara the laid-back soulmate, chill, reliable, and always there to bring comfort. Super patient. Good sense in romance. Attention to detail. Zero enemies. Infinite friends gentle laid-back take your time. I'll be there. Always pulls blanket over you. You're my favorite part of every day forehead kisses. If it matters to you, it matters to me. I'll bring food smiles just for you and it's the kind of smile that melts you could listen to you for hours forever shows love through small actions, calm and composed lights up when you're around possible matches sheep childhood sweethearts Dove calm and content Duo red panda opposites attract
February 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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I've been keeping cozy in this cold weather, who wants to join me?
Me, a big hairy bearded bear, laying naked in bed with a blanket covering my crotch and one leg
February 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Pokémon team using the first letter of your name.
Glaceon froze professor oak in ice. Very "me when men" coded lol Goodra happily standing in the rain Gallade jumping really high, or flying who knows maybe he can flap his arm swords really fast like wings Golisopod just standing there but badass-ily
January 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Pokemon Unite and chill? 🐻
Me, a big fat hairy bear sitting in my underwear holding a Nintendo switch controller
January 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Merry Christmas from this lazy bear 🐻
Me, a fat hairy bearded bear, laying in bed sideways facing the camera. I'm naked and gently cupping my junk
December 25, 2024 at 4:24 PM