gladys2meetu.bsky.social
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Pine trees have no natural predators except christmas
January 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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ruining christmas by telling brother’s girlfriend that influencer cats are the opium pacifying the masses and not to share them with me
December 26, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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Detroit airport employee looking around, taking a deep breath, turning the thermostat from 87 to 86, instantly fired
December 29, 2024 at 3:50 PM
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The bus driver deserves a gallon size hamster bottle fixed at convenient height and filled with whatever liquid they choose
January 18, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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Sometimes the dried apricot is too wet
November 28, 2024 at 10:22 PM
andy and i are watching the christmas parade through our binoculars
November 24, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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Overall life should give people fewer lemons
February 3, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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Experimenting with opening my mail folks, wish me luck
March 12, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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Houses in detroit don’t need to be insulated because the airport is a natural source of radiant heat
December 28, 2023 at 9:11 PM
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If you wake up in the middle of the night? that’s free time baby. no responsibilities.
October 4, 2023 at 6:01 PM
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the thighs are the hallway between the ass and the knees
October 2, 2023 at 8:35 PM
is that a vape in your pocket or did your penis get really skinny
October 3, 2023 at 5:30 AM