Every time I think of the new umamusume update I think of two things

1) How Rice Shower finally got her good ending

2) How much I hate this motherfucker of a trainer

Guys I updated her official bio let me know which one's better

WHERE THE FUCK DID SYMBOLI RUDOLPH GO DURING ALL OF THIS STAND THE FUCK UP GIRL

"You have to report your calorie intake for every meal" OH SO YOU JUST WANT STUDENT ATHLETES WHO ARE MOST LIKELY HIGH SCHOOL AGE TO DEVELOP EATING DISORDERS??????????????????????

IF KASHIMOTO HAS NO HATERS IT MEANS SHE FUCKING KILLED ME

Kashimoto go fuck yourself and your authoritarian policies I don't give a damn that you're traumatized I'm stealing your trainees and giving them the care and training they deserve

I NEEDED THE URA BOARD TO BLACKLIST HER FROM TRAINING YEARSSSSS AGO

"Awwwww she let her promising trainer do what she wanted and has trauma from said trainer getting a horrific injury that ended her career" THAT DOESNT CHANGE THE FACT THAT SHE TRIED TO MICROMANAGE AN ENTIRE STUDENT BODY IN THE MOST CONTROLLING WAY SHE DOESNT DESERVE THE ENDING SHE GOT

IM RECRUITING THAT GHOST IN MY REVOLUTIONARY VENTURES

TRICK OR TREAT -Hamster Napoleon

HAPPY HALLOWEEN SPOOKY MOOT

YESSSSSSSS I CAN BRING THE SOUP THERE TOO

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