goooood morning

passing off my content contributions as your own like it's 2012 HLS.... ;)

of course not dont be silly (unless there's meat........)

it's only a short walk to "is a taco a sandwich" territory pls report back

certainly not worse than kissinger, so carry on

my van halen brown m&m test: if i hear "oh try this mexican place" but you don't give me at least 3 paragraphs on salsa quality, i may go eventually but my heart's not in it

"known for their tortillas" is code for surefire 10/10 pull up hongry leave happy

foot squishes are for tourist $$ and garbage grapes only; they hose out those barrels at the end of the day

"sir this is banana republic, not a banana republic"

that supposes multiple (unlikely) things:

- 3+ undefeateds
- other teams having a single narrow loss to a top-15 team, but also a win that's equal/better than what's on ND's future schedule

"ND isn't playoff-caliber" is much more likely than "11-1 ND misses playoff"

now imagining him

a. reading bedtime stories to his kids
b. trying to have a whisper convo in any "silence please" environment -- library, museum, church pew, funeral, taking a phone call in an open office/cubicle situation

win the next three (no easy task!), and the narrative shifts to "only record
blemish is a literal last-second brain fart"

good to see dick cheney's still putting himself out there

it's a good way to mark the passage of time; a nice contrast to BK labor day highlights, which is always same-old same-old

50 years from now sociologists will use your phone pics to chart our collective descent

ah yes you've discovered the local georgia ad programming